Obito opened his mouth, not understanding what the string of things Ye just meant.
However, it doesn't matter if you don't understand.
This guy Ye usually looks out of tune, but in the end, there's nothing he wants to do that he can't accomplish.
If that's the case, it seems to be true.
It's just a confession, and it will definitely be fine if you leave it to him.
Obito The suspicion in his eyes turned into a frenzy. As soon as he stretched out his hands, he rushed forward, hugging Ye's thigh and refusing to let go.
The force was so strong that the low table shook twice.
"Brother Ye! From now on, you are my god! Please, help my brother!"
Obito was crying with a sad face, and his voice was worse than when he was crushed by a stone.
"As long as Lin can nod, you can let me stand on my head to wash my hair!"
Ye lowered his head and looked at this clear and silly Pure Love Warrior, feeling happy.
"Let go. The first iron rule of love: don't pounce on people like a pervert, you can easily be taken away by Security Force on the spot."
Ye bent down and patted Obito on the shoulder with a gentle voice.
"Keep your heart in your heart. I promise to give you an epic confession that is unprecedented and will shock the entire Shinobi World."
[Ding! Tears of gratitude from Pure Love Warrior Obito, +4200!]
Ye rubbed her hands in her mind. On this first day of the Lunar New Year, the leeks are growing well.
Kakashi leaned against the wall, looked at the two people in front of him, and sighed.
"If you want to pursue Lin, you should first figure out what she likes, right?"
Kakashi frowned, holding on to the last bit of sanity in the room.
He glanced towards the night, and the hairy feeling on the back of his neck came up again. He couldn't help but speak out of friendship for many years.
"And you, no matter what kind of trouble you plan to make this time, please tell me in advance, don't expose Hokage Building."
Ye picked up the tea cup and took a sip, smiling without answering.
Kakashi's heart dropped half an inch.
No matter how good the relationship between the two was, he also knew Ye's ability to stir up big troubles with just a raise of his hand.
In this so-called epic confession of all Shinobi World, Obito was definitely not the only one who was tricked in the end.
Konoha The spring breeze of this new year is likely to blow with a bloody storm.
Ye put the teacup down on the table and his face became tense, as if he was deploying a secret mission S-Rank.
He pulled a scroll from his sleeve and slapped it on the low table.
"Confession is something that depends on the right time, place, and people."
Ye raised a finger.
"Ordinary people only send flowers."
His eyes slowly scanned the two people opposite.
"Plan A. I'll ask Madara to come forward, collect all the remaining Tailed Beasts, and make you Ten-Tails Jinchuriki directly."
Obito The hand holding the tea cup stopped in mid-air.
The little anticipation that had just emerged suddenly got stuck in my throat.
Ye tapped the scroll with her fingertips and spoke at a leisurely pace.
"Then summon God Tree and directly cast Infinite Tsukuyomi."
He leaned back.
"Finally, use Mangekyo and Eye Power to carve four big characters on the moon, Obito Aileen."
No one in the room made a sound.
Obito The teacup in his hand slipped and hit the tatami.
The scalding tea poured all over his crotch, and he even forgot to scream.
The blood completely faded from the face, and the person shrank back half a foot, with a sound in his throat.
Previously in the small courtyard, Madara told everyone a story...
He remembered the tone in which Madara originally told the story about God Tree's grand plan and the moon.
At that time Obito only thought that it was Madara's unfathomable ultimate ideal, and his heart was full of awe.
It was not until later that he realized that this was not a story, but that it almost became an accident.
As a result, now, are you going to use Madara's plan as a tool to express your love?
"That's Infinite Tsukuyomi! It's Chinese New Year, do you want all Shinobi World to sleep together?!"
Obito jumped up from the ground, his throat split.
Of course it was written all over Ye Ye's face.
"Think about it, everyone in Shinobi World looked up and saw Lin's name written brightly on the moon."
"Every country can see this row of noodles, First Hokage, everyone has to give a thumbs up when they come."
Kakashi leaned against the wall, the cold air creeping down the back of his neck.
"Put down your brush first. The trajectory of the moon is no joke."
Kakashi glanced at Ye with fear, and then persuaded her.
"Also, if Madara knew that you were joking about his harsh plan, he would definitely come to settle the score with you tomorrow."
"Madara Although he is strict, he is also considerate of the younger generation. The most he can do is punish me."
Ye blinked, unable to hide the smugness in his eyes.
[Ding! Extreme panic from Obito, +5800!]
"Okay, let's keep plan A for now. Let's take a look at plan B."
At midnight, he ignored Obito's panic and took out a strange-colored scroll from his sleeve, spreading it out with a clatter.
There is a structural diagram of a huge machine Fox painted on it.
Four thick mechanical tails stretched out to both sides, with pipes exposed at the joints, and a loudspeaker on its head.
"What is this?"
Kakashi's eyebrows raised.
"When Orochimaru was doing research, I asked him to build the Mechanical Nine-Tails prototype. Chakra drives it and can breathe fire."
I took pictures of the drawings at night.
"You drive this thing down from the sky and land in front of Lin. Then you shout something through the loudspeaker."
Ye cleared her throat and said in a drawl.
"Woman, you successfully caught my attention!"
Obito's legs went weak, and Pure Love Warrior fell to the ground on the spot.
The image of himself falling into a box already appeared in his mind. Next to the photo of his body was a mechanical Fox, and the loudspeaker was still playing the fatal line in a loop.
Kakashi sighed and buried his face in his hands.
"Uchiha Ye, do you think Three-Tails is not dangerous enough?"
"Obito If you drive such a big machine over, what if the vibration when it hits the ground irritates Lin?"
"Minato-sensei can throw us all into the ANBU interrogation room tomorrow morning."
"What's wrong with this plan?"
He lowered his head to study the drawings at night.
"Orochimaru This prototype does have flaws. The shock absorber system is not installed. When it lands, it may collapse the roof of Lin's house."
"Is the focus now on smashing the roof?!"
Obito covered his chest, and the fatal premonition rushed straight to Tianling Gai.
[Ding! The premonition of death from Obito, +6600!]
"Don't worry, there is plan C."
Ye held out three fingers and spoke very fast.
"You pretended to be kidnapped by a rebel ninja."
"When Lin receives the news, she will be the first to rush over to save you. The moment she breaks in, kneel down and lay flowers."
"No!"
Obito and Kakashi roared out together.
Kakashi looked at Ye, his eyes full of tiredness.
"Who are you going to cast as the rebel ninja? White Zetsu or who else?"
Ye touched her chin.
"White Zetsu is the most suitable. It is professional and the cost is low."
Obito My mouth is dry and I can't squeeze out a single word.
He realized one thing: in Ye's plan, he had no room to refute it.
What's even more terrible is that Ye's eyes are staring at him, the look is no different from looking at a treasure land that has not been squeezed dry.
"Don't worry, there are plan D, plan E, and plan F."
Ye took out three more scrolls from his sleeves and placed them on the table.
[Ding! Humiliation and despair from Obito, +3900!]