Ye glanced at Obito.
This kid was paralyzed on the tatami, his face was pale and blue, and his lips were trembling. He looked just like someone who had just been pulled out of Infinite Tsukuyomi.
Okay, no matter how much you fry it, you won't be able to squeeze out a few drops of oil and water, so you might as well stop it when it's done.
"Okay, stop shaking."
Ye stuffed the ridiculous pile of scrolls into his sleeves, and the ungrateful smile on his face instantly disappeared.
He poured a cup of hot tea and handed it over, patted Obito on the shoulder, and his tone rarely became serious.
"I won't tease you anymore. Let me tell you everything."
"As long as you, the guy, just tell Lin what's on your mind and show it off as it is without all the bells and whistles, she'll definitely nod."
Obito's hand to catch the teacup was hanging in the air, his whole body was hit hard, and he didn't say a word for a long time.
Kakashi leaned against the door frame, his dead fish eyes that had been half-dead for ten thousand years rounded up.
This shady Fox, who is full of bad intentions, actually did something to someone tonight?
The room was quiet for two seconds, and Ye was the first to break the silence, raising his fingers and starting to pull them apart.
"First, don't go through the window to look for someone else in the middle of the night. It's a pure act of social terrorism."
Kakashi nodded slowly, expressing high agreement.
"Second, don't force the Mangekyo eye-showing technique in front of a little girl. A flash of red light will scare the person away."
"Third, Kunai is not a gift! Lin is a medical ninja, not an assassination force. Don't bring your straightness to the extreme!"
Obito's head was pounding like a chicken pecking at rice, and he was holding the tea cup tightly, his eyes full of gratitude for the rest of his life.
"I understand, understand! I have all of this engraved in my mind!"
He leaned forward halfway, his voice so urgent that it made him split his throat.
"Then how should I speak? What should I say first? Standing or sitting? Which hand position is more handsome?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the air in the room was suddenly choked by someone.
At night, the hand holding the tea cup was hanging over his mouth, neither drinking nor putting it down.
Kakashi scratched the white hair on the back of his head, his dead fish eyes were floating around, and he began to study the cracks in the ceiling with great concentration.
The two of them fell into a long and hair-numbing silence at the same time.
Obito was stunned for half a second, and the blood on his face faded away.
These two guys who were pretending to be love saints just now, got completely stuck when it came to the practical part?!
"You... can't, right?"
Obito's voice was trembling.
"Maternity solo? No one has ever talked about it?!"
I put the tea cup on the table at night and it made my neck itch.
"Fart! What do you mean we haven't talked about it? It's called a wise man not falling in love, and a humble king getting a lot of Ph. D.! I don't even disdain it!"
Obito covered his face with his hands and let out a desperate cry for the unknown number of times tonight.
He Obito Uchiha, in the middle of the night, recruited two tough bachelors who had never even touched a woman's hands to serve as military advisers. Who the hell can you blame?!
Just when the atmosphere in the room was about to drop to freezing point, Kakashi gritted his teeth.
He silently reached into the deepest part of the Ninja Tools bag, dug around for a long time, and pulled out an orange booklet that had been rolled up.
"Make-Out Paradise".
He turned to the dog-eared page, cleared his throat, and read out.
"Woman, from the first moment I met you, my heart has..."
"Stop! Stop it quickly!"
Yoruichi snatched the tattered book and turned it to the back cover, glanced at the author column, and the goosebumps on her arms formed a chain and hung directly on the back of her neck.
"You know how to fall in love, Kakashi! Do you use Jiraiya's little porn book as a practical guide?"
"Jiraiya, that old pervert has been chasing Tsunade for decades, and he is still a veritable top-notch king!"
"If you use this invalid theory as a guide, Obito will have to sit on the bench of singles for the rest of his life!"
Obito's entire face completely collapsed into an emoticon.
He looked at the white-haired genius on the left who had never even touched a girl's hand, and then on the right at the scheming Fox who was full of talk about wise men and not falling in love, and he just felt that the clown was actually me.
"I'm so out of my mind that I came to see you two in the middle of the night!!"
The three of them fell into a long silence.
The warm wind blew through the cracks in the window, causing fine lines to appear on the remaining tea on the table.
Ye stared at the circle of water patterns for a few seconds, and suddenly the scene he had glimpsed at Shopping Street during the day flashed through his mind, and he patted his thigh.
"Yes!"
He bounced up and his eyes gleamed.
"Among our group of people, who is the only one who is out of singles?"
Kakashi and Obito were stunned at the same time.
"Asuma Sarutobi! During the day at Shopping Street, I saw him and Kurenai Yuhi holding hands to buy meatballs, openly spreading dog food!"
The three of them looked at each other and understood instantly.
The keyboard warriors have all been wiped out, so we must find the actual combatants!
The three Shinobi World top-level combatants jumped out of the window without saying a word, stepped on the roof ridge warmed by the geothermal heat, turned into afterimages and went straight to Sarutobi compound.
Halfway along the road, a group of patrolling Uchiha Police Force collided head-on.
"Lord Ye? What are you three doing in the middle of the night..."
The squad leader's face was full of vigilance, and his thumb had already pushed away Ninja Sword's gauntlet.
Three Jonins were racing wildly on the roof in the middle of the night. Anyone in this fight would have sounded the first level alarm.
Ye's facial expression instantly switched seamlessly to movie star mode, and his voice was deep and solemn.
"Special life-and-death training for men beyond their limits, S-Rank secret operation, I understand everything, don't ask too many questions."
The faces of the three people were stretched and twisted out of embarrassment, looking extremely oppressive in the night.
The squad leader straightened his back on the spot, and his eyes were filled with fanatical respect.
The big guys standing at the top of the Shinobi World pyramid are still trying to die in the middle of the night!
Who do you think you are, what qualifications do you have to lie down?!
"Yes! I swear to keep it secret to the death!"
The three people quickly shook off the patrol, climbed into Sarutobi compound, locked the bedroom window of Asuma, and three ghosts fell in.
Asuma woke up from his dream.
As soon as he opened his eyes, three faces exuding extreme resentment appeared on the head of the bed.
His heart stopped for a beat, and his right hand touched Ninja Sword under the pillow like lightning.
Damn it?
Enemy attack?
Coup?
Is he still my old man?!
"Don't draw your sword, we're on our own."
Ye Yanji quickly held down his wrist and spoke very quickly as if he was pouring beans out of his mind.
Asuma's hand loosened from the handle of the knife little by little, and the expression on his face changed from frightened to dull, and finally slid to the extreme level of doubting life.
"The three of you... climbing the windows in the middle of the night to disturb people... just to ask how to fall in love?!"
The three singles nodded silently in unison.
Asuma rubbed his swollen temples, exhaled a strong breath, put on his coat and sat cross-legged on the tatami.
He glanced at the three powerful Shinobi World bosses in front of him with a kind of compassionate look at a mentally retarded and stray dog.
"Listen up, don't do those stupid things, that girl Lin is as careful as her hair."
"Choose a time when you two are most comfortable alone together, and give her a small item that she can use. The best thing is if you make it by yourself."
"Then just spit out the words you've been holding in your stomach, word by word, and that's it."
Obito's eyes were wide open and his fists were clenched tightly.
Damn it?
Is it so simple?
Asuma looked at him as if he had found a treasure, and snorted extremely tiredly.
"Yes, it's that simple. Playing straight is always more effective than showing off. Sincerity is the surefire way."
When I opened the window again, the sky to the east of Konoha had turned a touch of fish belly white.
The warm wind wrapped in the smell of earth surges up from under your feet, bringing with it the unique temperature of Geothermal Engineering.
Obito Standing straight on the ridge of the roof, the restless energy that had been burning in his chest all night was finally suppressed and firmly rooted in the deepest part of his heart.
"Brother Ye."
He turned his head, with an unprecedented look of death in his eyes.
"This time, even if the King of Heaven comes, I will never give up!"