"My Yue'er is the smartest." Without even looking, Qin Xuan casually handed the jade box to Qin Bingbing, gently stroked Qin Yue's little head, and called out, "Bring my Yue'er a few more dishes."
"Hehe." Qin Xuan's affection made Qin Yue's beautiful eyes curve into shallow crescents. She smiled faintly. "Oh, right, Dad, you still haven't told me what you ordered that manager to do!"
"Heaven's secrets must not be revealed!" A mysterious smile appeared on Qin Xuan's face.
Qin Yue froze. "Heaven's secrets must not be revealed?"
"That's right, Heaven's secrets must not be revealed." Qin Xuan nodded slowly, shifting his gaze toward Tang San and the others.
Inside the private room, two enormous gay men swallowed hard, their eyes gleaming as they stared at the drunken Tang San and Ma Hongjun lying sprawled on the floor.
As for Oscar, he had long since been carried onto the sofa by a fat woman weighing over three hundred pounds.
Shrek's Three Uglies had a dream. In it, Ma Hongjun and Tang San became women, while Oscar mistook them for "Ning Rongrong" and became their husband. The three lived happily ever after together.
Early the next morning, Ma Hongjun woke with a splitting headache and opened his eyes. "Fuck, did I black out from drinking? Why does my body feel like it's about to fall apart? Even my ass is burning."
He covered his butt and struggled to get up. When he saw the scene around him, he instantly went completely blank.
The floor was covered in liquor bottles. He and Tang San were bare-chested, sprawled haphazardly across the equally bare-chested Oscar. The air was filled with an incredibly pungent mix of alcohol and Photinia Flower.
Thinking of the burning pain in his ass, Ma Hongjun instantly realized something. As he