Chapter 575: No, Some Turtle's Grandson Is Setting Me Up!!
"Whenever I rose and saw the dawn, I sighed for the night."
"When the light climbed high and the dew departed, when noon pressed heavily upon the flowers and trees, when the weary day turned to rest yet lingered like an unwelcome guest, I sighed for the night."
"The night was so shallow, so helpless, unable to bear the love between us."
"I thought we should not restrict ourselves to secret meetings in the night. We should sing together of love's flowers in the daylight—the wind, the wind blowing through wool."
The thermal shirt and pants gazed tenderly into the distance, like a devoted poet looking upon his beloved. Its sleeves also twisted into a gesture asking for money.
"My master, I can no longer endure this prolonged separation. Please grant me a bridge through which I may meet my love, my soul."
A wave of flamboyance hit him in the face.
It left Russell silent.
The last time he had suffered such a powerful mental blow was when he had been reincarnated after getting chopped up by an S&M GAY helicopter on the Imaginary Tree.
He had thought that he would not suffer a more intense shock anytime soon, but reality proved that he had been thinking too much.
The cosmic stage was simply too vast, while his own faction was all about Elation.
The group members were dumbfounded as well.
A bunch of country bumpkins who had yet to leave the Solar System clearly could not understand why the Interstellar Era was so bizarre.
"...Is this guy asking you for money to go to the nearest city and buy women's underwear?"
Megumin's violet eyes widened, her face filled with disbelief.
"...Looks like it wants to buy a lot