Douluo: My Sister Is Qian Renxue, and My Brother Is Huo Yuhao!
Chapter 1

In the Pope's Palace, My Wombmates Are All Anti-Tang San Avengers!

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Qian Renchuan had been transported to another world.

But something about his arrival seemed different from everyone else's.

Warm liquid enveloped his entire body, moving gently around him in a steady rhythm.

At last, he understood.

He had become a baby.

More precisely, a baby who hadn't been born yet.

Bump.

Something soft and fleshy bumped into him from the left.

Qian Renchuan froze.

Instinctively, he shifted to the right.

Only to bump into another soft little body there.

Great.

One on the left.

One on the right.

He was wedged snugly between them.

Was this...

Triplets?

Qian Renchuan's scalp practically exploded.

Who could give birth to that many?

How had three babies even fit in one belly?

He tried kicking his little legs, and immediately set off a chain reaction.

The smaller baby on his left clearly took offense and kicked him back without hesitation.

It wasn't a hard kick, but the warning was unmistakable.

Then a young girl's voice, edged with irritation, rang out in Qian Renchuan's mind.

"Damn it. Where am I?"

"Shouldn't I be in the Heaven Dou Empire right now?"

"Why am I like this?"

For a moment,

Qian Renchuan froze again.

What was going on?

Had that voice come from the baby on his left?

Could an unborn baby talk?

No. Those were her thoughts.

He could actually hear what she was thinking?

And what did she mean by the Heaven Dou Empire?

That name

sounded far too familiar.

Had he been transported to the Douluo Continent?

Before he could sort through his thoughts, the girl's voice sounded again.

This time, it carried bitter hatred and a joy she could scarcely believe.

"I get it... I've been reborn!"

"I've actually been reborn!"

"Tang San!"

"You destroyed Spirit Hall's ten-thousand-year legacy, shattered my divine position, killed my mother, and severed my inheritance!"

"You call yourself pure and noble, but you're a hypocrite through and through!"

"But I bet you never dreamed that I, Qian Renxue, would get another chance!"

"This time, I'll never make that ridiculous mistake again!"

"To hell with any mutual respect between us. I want none of it!"

"I'll change the fate I suffered in my last life, and I'll make you learn what it's like to lose your divine position, watch your loved ones die, and see your family destroyed!"

What?

Qian Renxue?

Qian Renchuan was stunned all over again.

The short-tempered little baby on his left was Qian Renxue, the hopeless romantic?

And she had returned from death with her memories intact and a thirst for revenge!

Then whose belly was he in?

Bibi Dong's?

But hadn't Bibi Dong given birth to only Qian Renxue in the original story?

Even if his own arrival could be explained by his being transported here, who was the silent baby on his right?

Just then, Qian Renxue seemed to calm down from the rush of realizing she'd been reborn.

She, too, finally noticed that something was wrong with her surroundings.

"Wait. What are these things next to me?"

"One, two... two of them?"

"Damn it. Did my rebirth change some chain of cause and effect?"

"Is that why I suddenly have two siblings?"

"Stop crowding me!"

She wriggled in disgust, trying to put some distance between herself and Qian Renchuan and the other baby in the cramped womb.

But at that moment, another young voice—a furious boy's—rang out in Qian Renchuan's mind.

"Aaagh!"

"Tang San, you old bastard!"

"You went too far! How dare you scheme against me like that?"

"I revered you like a god, treated you as my beloved father-in-law, and obeyed your every word."

"But you treated me like a dog, berated and beat me whenever you pleased, stripped away my memories, controlled my life, and even used your own daughter!"

"For your grand plan for the Divine Realm, so the Tang family could hold all the power, you destroyed everything I had!"

"You don't deserve to be a God King!"

"You don't deserve to call yourself human!!!"

Holy shit.

Qian Renchuan nearly choked on a mouthful of amniotic fluid.

Another one?

Someone who'd regarded Tang San as his father-in-law?

Wasn't that Huo Yuhao, the child of destiny from ten thousand years later?

Had he...

been reborn too?

And traveled back ten thousand years in the process?

Qian Renchuan's head was spinning. Had the plot already gone completely off the rails?

Huo Yuhao was just as bewildered.

"Where am I?"

"This isn't the Divine Realm. There's nowhere this cramped in the Divine Realm."

"Why am I like this?"

"My arms and legs haven't even grown properly?"

"I..."

"Have I been reborn?"

Huo Yuhao's voice suddenly fell silent. When it returned, it was brimming with joy.

"Mom!"

"I finally get to see you again. I missed you so much."

"This time, I'll never let anyone from the White Tiger Duke's household bully you again."

"Damn you, Tang San. You never expected me to be reborn, did you?"

"You wanted to steal the Douluo Continent's fortune from me?"

"Use me for all I'm worth?"

"This time, I'll never let you succeed!"

"I'm taking back everything that belongs to me!"

Wedged between the two of them,

Qian Renchuan listened to one side curse "Tang San, you old bastard" and the other snarl "damn you, Tang San." He was completely numb.

Was this some kind of headquarters for an anti-Tang San Avengers alliance?

Qian Renxue and Huo Yuhao, born ten thousand years apart, had somehow ended up in the same womb.

And him?

What did that make him?

The Avengers' mascot?

Before long, Huo Yuhao finished venting and finally noticed how crowded it was.

"Huh?"

"What's going on?"

"Why are there two other signs of life beside me?"

"As far as I know, Mother never had any other children. I was her only child."

"Who are these two?"

With that thought, Huo Yuhao tentatively reached out and poked Qian Renchuan with his tiny arm.

Qian Renchuan couldn't be bothered with him. He stayed still and played dead.

"Could this be a butterfly effect caused by my rebirth?"

"I don't know how my return will affect the future, but it doesn't matter."

After becoming a god and suffering betrayal in his previous life, Huo Yuhao was clearly far more ruthless than Qian Renxue.

"I have my memories and cultivation experience from my last life. As long as I go to the Star Dou Great Forest at the right time and find Brother Sky Dream and Elder Yi, then stay on guard against that despicable Tang San, I'm destined to reach the pinnacle this time!"

"As for these two extra siblings..."

"If they're willing to listen to me, perhaps I'll give them an opportunity."

"But if they get in the way of my revenge..."

"Then they can't blame me for forgetting we shared a womb."

"After all, in this second life, protecting Mom is all that matters. I have no energy to spare for anyone else."

Listening to Huo Yuhao's grand plans, Qian Renchuan was speechless.

You want me as your lackey?

Dream on.

Still, he was in a difficult position.

To his left was a reborn Angel God who had sworn to bring down Tang San.

To his right was a reborn God of Emotions who had sworn the same thing.

And both of them remembered their past lives.

How was an ordinary outsider like him supposed to compete with them?

He still hadn't even figured out what was going on. What era were they in?

But at that moment,

another voice sounded in Qian Renchuan's mind.

[Ding—] [Host's current circumstances detected. Strongest Rebate System activated.] [Scanning for nearby individuals with exceptional fortune...] [Scan complete.] [Target One: Qian Renxue (reborn). Fortune value: extremely high.] [Target Two: Huo Yuhao (reborn). Fortune value: extremely high.] [Automatically bind Target One and Target Two to the host as bond targets?]
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