"You're lecturing me about cosmic truths? About moral commandments?"
Chu Men stopped rolling the light bulb around in his hand, casually stuffed the God's Holy Spirit bulb into his left pocket, and reached into the right pocket of his everyday clothes.
"Here, let me show you what a real fundamental law looks like."
Whoosh!
Chu Men pulled out an A4-sized sheet of white paper covered in black text, with a bright red official seal stamped in its lower-right corner.
He casually flung it at the twenty-four pillars of golden runic fire charging toward him!
"Unpaid Labor Contract Termination Notice"!
Humm-!!
Empowered by the [Power of Idealism], the thin A4 sheet grew in the wind, instantly becoming an enormous white screen a hundred thousand feet tall that blotted out the entire night sky of Seventh Heaven!
Across its surface, rows of bold, black Chinese characters in a Song typeface radiated a "burnout resentment law" a hundred times colder than Heaven's commandments.
It collided head-on with the golden Ancient Hebrew Truth Incantations dancing across the sky!
Szzzt-!
The supposedly sacred and inviolable golden incantations had barely struck the enormous white screen.
Their lettering was forcibly twisted, altered, and rearranged on the spot!
Things like "All who defy God shall suffer eternal punishment."
Instantly became [Party A reserves the right to unilaterally dismiss Party B from their position as elder without compensation, based on Heavenly Mountain's operating conditions]!
Things like "The absolute truth of the universe cannot be defied."
Became [Party B voluntarily waives all divine-status severance compensation, faith dividends, and year-end incense offering allowances, and shall not appeal to the Multiverse Arbitration Court]!
"Wh... what writing is this?!"
The grand elder's divine soul, charging at the very front, slammed into the paper.
As he watched those oppressive liability waivers burrow into his