Ch. 161This lunatic was my kind of guy

Lucifer welcomed Chu Men after kicking the First of the Fallen into a chasm, and the two bonded over their contempt for incompetent rulers. Lucifer offered Chu Men anything in Hell, including the Silver City, while Constantine suspected a hidden motive.

  • Lucifer struck and kicked the First of the Fallen into a sulfur chasm, then approached Chu Men and praised him.
  • Lucifer and Chu Men introduced themselves, shared cigars, and discussed Chu Men's actions on Earth and Lucifer's frustrations with Hell's demons.
  • Lucifer condemned Heaven's rulers for their hypocrisy, and Chu Men described how he dealt with corrupt politicians and challenged Darkseid.
  • Lucifer declared that Chu Men was his kind of guy and offered him anything in Hell, even the Silver City.
  • Constantine watched from hiding and muttered that Lucifer was likely plotting something.

Ch. 162Getting the Devil on Board

Lucifer warned Chu Men that Heaven would soon flood Earth and destroy Hell, then agreed to serve as Chu Men’s vanguard under his harsh terms. Their deal was interrupted when Gabriel appeared above the Palace of Ten Thousand Demons to condemn them.

  • Lucifer told Chu Men that Heaven’s purification protocol would release Primordial Holy Water in three days, destroying Earth and sealing Hell into a dead star.
  • Lucifer revealed that he needed Chu Men to break Heaven’s judgment barrier because the Creation Covenant weakened his power.
  • Chu Men demanded ninety percent of the spoils and ordered Lucifer to lead the fighting, threatening to beat him if he resisted.
  • Lucifer unleashed his Morningstar Divine Fire, but withdrew it and accepted Chu Men’s terms after seeing Chu Men’s strength.
  • Gabriel appeared as a five-thousand-meter cross-dimensional projection above the Palace of Ten Thousand Demons and denounced Lucifer for conspiring with Chu Men.

Ch. 163Constantine's Lifetime Labor Assignment

Chu Men repelled Gabriel's manifestation and ordered Lucifer to muster Hell's forces for an attack on Heavenly Mountain. On Earth, Constantine tried to seal the dimensional passage to Hell, but the formation turned dark red as Chu Men looked toward him.

  • Chu Men caught Gabriel's Eden Spear of Judgment, twisted it into a collar, and forced her manifestation to retreat to Heavenly Mountain.
  • Chu Men gave Lucifer three hours to assemble Hell's forces and warned him he would use Silver City for target practice if he was late.
  • Diana told Chu Men that a demon king had escaped using a substitute puppet, and Chu Men vowed to collect the debt.
  • Constantine, Zatanna, and Madame Xanadu worked to seal Earth's dimensional passages after Constantine described Chu Men's defeat of demons and Lucifer's alliance with him.
  • Madame Xanadu sensed that Chu Men was looking at Constantine, and the sealing formation turned dark red almost immediately.

Ch. 164Bruce's File Number Seven

Chu Men captured Constantine and bound him to the One God Temple with a magical contract, while Zatanna and Madame Xanadu lost contact with Bruce. With Earth facing Chu Men’s overwhelming power, Bruce ordered Alfred to open Lead Box Number Seven and prepared to connect his damaged nervous system to Kryptonian technology.

  • Chu Men seized Constantine from the London safe house, forged a contract from Lucifer and Trigon’s soul chain, and claimed Constantine’s body and soul for the One God Temple.
  • Chu Men blasted Zatanna unconscious, and Madame Xanadu’s divination ball shattered as she warned that the stars were kneeling before a tyrant.
  • Zatanna told Madame Xanadu to notify Bruce and activate File Number Seven, but the safe house’s encrypted communication cut off.
  • Bruce learned that Constantine had vanished from Earth’s dimension and ordered Alfred to retrieve Lead Box Number Seven.
  • Alfred opened the box containing fragments of Nabu’s helmet, King Solomon’s Exorcism Scroll, and Jor-El’s backup AI core.
  • Bruce prepared to connect the Kryptonian supercomputer to his injured brain, despite Alfred warning that it could burn out his brain stem.

Ch. 165Simulating Despair

Bruce used the Helmet of Nabu and Solomon’s scroll to simulate millions of strategies against Chu Men, but the results showed no weaknesses and no chance of victory. Chu Men then contacted him through the supposedly isolated computer as statues of Chu Men and Lucifer rose across the world and Lex Luthor announced Hell’s incorporation into the Divine Temple.

  • Bruce activated Protocol Seven and ran three million hours of tactical simulations to find Chu Men’s weakness.
  • The Helmet of Nabu crumbled and Solomon’s scroll burned as the computer concluded that Chu Men had no weaknesses and resistance should be abandoned.
  • Bruce demanded another calculation, but the burned-out computer lit up and Chu Men sent him mocking messages from Hell.
  • Bruce broke down as Chu Men’s messages appeared on the screens, and he spat blood onto the display.
  • An auxiliary screen showed thirty-one corrupted Green Lanterns destroying monuments while statues of Chu Men and Lucifer rose in squares across three thousand cities.
  • Lex Luthor announced that Hell had joined the Divine Temple and threatened disobedient workers with coal mining in its first layer.

Ch. 166Smashing Jacob's Ladder

Lucifer used a Primordial Beacon to open Jacob’s Ladder, but Heaven’s defenses resisted until Chu Men tore the dimensional gate wide open. The Hell army surged into Heaven and met Uriel and his assembled forces before the Southern Heavenly Gate.

  • Lucifer assembled three million demons, a hundred thousand wyverns, and eight Abyssal Lords at the Scorched Earth Great Wall.
  • Lucifer tore a Primordial Beacon feather from his wing and hurled it into the dimensional barrier, opening a narrow passage to Jacob’s Ladder.
  • Chu Men shoved Lucifer aside and ripped open the covenant fissure, widening the entrance to a hundred li.
  • Lucifer led the Hell army charging up Jacob’s Ladder as Chu Men followed with Clark, Diana, and Constantine.
  • Chu Men and his companions reached the Southern Heavenly Gate, where Uriel and a hundred thousand Dominions stood ready to stop them.

Ch. 167Purifying Fire Purgatory

Chu Men led the demon army against Uriel’s forces in Heaven and proved immune to the Holy Purifying Fire. He left Uriel wingless and the angel army in retreat as he moved to seize another pair of wings.

  • Uriel ordered one hundred thousand Dominions to unleash Purifying Fire Purgatory, which vaporized the demons at the front, but Chu Men walked through the flames unharmed.
  • Chu Men stopped the angels’ judgment spears with electromagnetic and gravitational forces, crushed them into an iron ball, and smashed it through the Dominion formation, killing over ten thousand angels.
  • Uriel attacked Chu Men with his Red-Gold Holy Sword, but Chu Men caught the blade and snapped it in two.
  • Chu Men ripped Uriel’s central pair of wings from his back and gave them to Clark, who corrupted their holy aura and turned them into a cape.
  • The surviving Dominions retreated toward the Southern Heavenly Gate while Uriel writhed in pain, and Chu Men strode toward him to seize another pair of wings.

Ch. 168The Obstruction of Divine Order

Uriel summoned the Primordial Law Aegis to erase Chu Men as a heretic, and the shield’s absolute rules briefly stopped Chu Men’s attack. As its chains reached his wrist, the dormant Do As You Please System awakened.

  • Uriel shattered his cross emblem and called on the Supreme Holy See to send down the Primordial Law.
  • The Primordial Law Aegis appeared, sealing the spatial rifts and freezing the demons advancing on Jacob’s Ladder.
  • Lucifer warned Chu Men that the shield embodied the multiverse’s absolute rules and would retaliate against powers within its system.
  • Chu Men punched the Aegis, but its causal backlash held him in place and pushed him half a step back.
  • Uriel celebrated the shield’s defense as it repaired itself and sent chains of rules toward Chu Men’s wrist.
  • The Do As You Please System awakened as the chains touched Chu Men.

Ch. 169Unlocking the Power of Idealism

Chu Men unlocked the Power of Idealism and used his will to rewrite the laws that bound him and the Primordial Law Aegis. The chapter ended with the supposedly indestructible shield transformed into a giant gingerbread cookie before the watching armies.

  • Chu Men unlocked the Power of Idealism as the primordial chains began to suppress his existence.
  • Uriel ordered the Primordial Law to erase Chu Men while Lucifer warned him that the shield would assimilate him.
  • Chu Men turned the chains of primordial law into lengths of noodles and snapped them apart.
  • Lucifer realized Chu Men was overwriting the universe's truths with his thoughts.
  • Chu Men declared the Primordial Law Aegis a gingerbread cookie, and the shield transformed into a giant iced cookie.

Ch. 170Shattering a Conceptual Aegis with One Flick

Chu Men shattered the Primordial Law Aegis by turning it into gingerbread, crippling Uriel and the Dominions. As Michael appeared and unleashed his Star-Splitting Strike, Chu Men stood his ground and challenged him.

  • Chu Men flicked the ten-meter-tall Primordial Law Aegis, breaking it into gingerbread crumbs and disrupting Heaven’s faith network.
  • Chu Men forced Uriel to eat a piece of the shattered Aegis, then ordered Clark to pluck Uriel’s remaining wings.
  • Michael appeared above the Holy City and declared that he would erase Chu Men from the universe.
  • Michael gathered Heaven’s holy light into his Sword of Creation’s Judgment and launched his Star-Splitting Strike.
  • Lucifer warned Chu Men that Michael’s attack could not be dodged, but Chu Men remained in place and questioned whether Michael had permission to show off.

Ch. 171Flying a kite in the Heavenly Realm

Chu Men caught and twisted Michael’s Sword of Creation, then humiliated him by dragging him through Heaven and kicking him down to Earth. He joined Lucifer and three million demons at the Seventh Heaven, where the Grand Elder began to sound the Doomsday Horn and threatened to unleash primordial holy water.

  • Chu Men caught the Sword of Creation and twisted it into a pink plastic bow, then shattered Michael’s armor and tied him to a hellhound cart with Diana’s Lasso of Truth.
  • Chu Men dragged Michael around the First Heaven while the angels lost heart and Lucifer laughed at the spectacle.
  • Chu Men kicked Michael through a dimensional breach, sending him crashing into Big Ben Square, where Constantine witnessed his fall.
  • Chu Men and Lucifer led three million demons through a breach into the Seventh Heaven and confronted the twenty-four Heavenly Elders.
  • The Grand Elder prepared to sound the Doomsday Horn and release primordial holy water, while Lucifer and Beelzebub warned Chu Men of its danger.

Ch. 172Heaven's Renovation Work

Chu Men disabled Heaven’s flight and sound, turned the Sea of Light into a planned swimming pool, and ordered angels into lifeguard and mining work. The Supreme God then manifested and destroyed Victor’s construction machinery with a burst of primordial light, burning Lucifer as Seventh Heaven turned white.

  • Chu Men forbade flight and loud noises throughout Heaven, silencing the elders and sending millions of angels crashing into the Sea of Light and onto the plaza.
  • Chu Men seized and snapped the Doomsday Horn, then summoned Victor and his Bio-Tyrants to survey the Sea of Light for conversion into a swimming pool.
  • Chu Men ordered Victor to prepare the pool and chill beer in the Primordial Holy Water, then directed Diana to recruit female angels as lifeguards and send male angels to mine coal.
  • The Holy of Holies opened, and the Supreme God’s Primordial Holy Spirit appeared as time froze across Seventh Heaven.
  • The Supreme God said, “Let there be light,” reducing Victor’s construction machinery to atoms and burning Lucifer with the radiance.

Ch. 173Putting Out God's Light

Chu Men extinguished the Holy Spirit’s creation light and trapped it inside a glass bulb, leaving Heaven in darkness. When the twenty-four elders attacked to rescue their Creator, Chu Men faced their incoming curse.

  • Lucifer warned Chu Men that the Holy Spirit was trying to reset all matter, but Chu Men dismissed the threat and blew out its light with a supernatural gale.
  • Chu Men stripped the Holy Spirit of its radiance, reduced it to a light bulb, and rolled it alongside the Purple Crystal Core in his palm.
  • The twenty-four elders saw their Creator trapped in the bulb, declared Chu Men a heretic, and ignited their divine bodies to cast the Absolute Truth Incantation at him.
  • Chu Men watched the elders’ golden scriptures approach and complained that they only knew how to chant and make empty promises.

Ch. 174Kicking the Holy Ball

Chu Men turned the Heavenly Elders’ commandments into dismissal notices and destroyed their souls, then kicked the God’s Holy Spirit core through three thousand Heavenly Realm dimensions. The battered orb stopped at the edge of chaos while Lucifer celebrated the shot.

  • Chu Men used an enormous Unpaid Labor Contract Termination Notice to rewrite the elders’ incantations as exploitative employment terms, then forced the twenty-four elders’ souls to explode.
  • Lucifer watched the elders die and compared Earth’s bosses unfavorably to devils, while Clark explained how ruthless Earth’s employers were.
  • Chu Men retrieved the enlarged God’s Holy Spirit core, which absorbed the elders’ divine power and threatened to erase him.
  • Chu Men volleyed the orb with his right foot, sending it crashing through three thousand Heavenly Realm dimensions to the edge of chaos.
  • Lucifer cheered Chu Men’s kick, and Chu Men wiped golden divine radiance from his shoe and complained that the orb had been overinflated.

Ch. 175Lucifer's Mighty Slap

After the Creator unleashed the Genesis Primordial Codex, Lucifer tried to use the chaos-poisoned Godslayer Blade to kill Chu Men, but the blade broke against Chu Men’s back. Chu Men struck Lucifer down, and Lucifer surrendered his Fallen Morningstar Origin Divine Core to beg for another chance.

  • The Creator opened the Genesis Primordial Codex, sending blood-gold flames through the shattered dimensions toward Seventh Heaven.
  • Lucifer secretly drew his poisoned Godslayer Blade and approached Chu Men, planning to attack while the Creator and Chu Men fought.
  • Lucifer stabbed Chu Men in the back, but the blade shattered and its poison evaporated harmlessly.
  • Chu Men slapped Lucifer through pillars and into a spiral pit, then pinned his jaw beneath his shoe.
  • Lucifer pleaded for mercy, offered his Fallen Morningstar Origin Divine Core, and asked Chu Men to let him serve again.

Ch. 176A leash for two gods

Chu Men transformed the Genesis Primordial Codex and its holy sphere into a trash can and lamp, then imprinted both the holy sphere and Lucifer into his service. Their simultaneous submission caused a violent disturbance across the Multiverse, and Victor detected an unknown cosmic gaze turning toward Earth.

  • Lucifer offered Chu Men his divine core and begged to serve him again as a dog.
  • The Genesis Primordial Codex descended on Seventh Heaven, but Chu Men used the Power of Idealism to turn it into a hazardous-waste bin and trap the holy sphere inside.
  • Chu Men used Absolute Spiritual Imprint on the holy sphere and Lucifer, changing the sphere into a divine temple lamp and giving Lucifer a collar and a post as Director of the Divine Temple's Hell Office.
  • Lucifer and the holy spirit lamp submitted to Chu Men, triggering a violent avalanche of laws across the Multiverse.
  • Victor reported that an unknown cosmic-level gaze was sweeping toward Earth.

Ch. 177An honor guard of gods and demons

Chu Men returned to Earth with a procession of captured gods and demons, and the broadcast shattered the remaining resistance and religious faith. Bruce Wayne abandoned his ineffective weapons, then received a message from Chu Men demanding payment for the spectacle.

  • Chu Men sent the construction crew to keep remodeling the pool and took everyone else back to Earth with him.
  • Clark opened a portal above Gotham, and Chu Men’s procession appeared with Diana, Michael serving as a security guard, Lucifer carrying a suitcase, and Asmodena holding an umbrella.
  • Chu Men took the throne beneath the holy orb, and Victor broadcast the scene worldwide, prompting religious sites and resistance groups to surrender.
  • Bruce watched the broadcast from an underground shelter and threw away his Kryptonite dagger, holy water, and demon-summoning parchment.
  • Bruce’s ruined Bat communicator lit up with a message from Chu Men telling him to pay for the show.

Ch. 178Trigon's probe

Trigon attacked Earth after sensing that Lucifer had left Hell, but Chu Men sent Lucifer to stop him. Lucifer tore out two of Trigon’s eyes and compressed them into marbles before Trigon’s projection retreated in terror.

  • Constantine’s karmic chain reacted as Trigon’s power emerged, and Lucifer identified the demon as the attacker.
  • Trigon opened a rift above Earth and declared that the planet belonged to him.
  • Chu Men ordered Lucifer to gouge out Trigon’s eyes and gave him dark red divine power through his collar.
  • Lucifer charged Trigon, tore out two of his eyes, and compressed them into glass-sized beads.
  • Trigon recognized Lucifer’s collar as a slave brand and retreated through the dimensional rift.

Ch. 179Chewing Demonic Fire Raw

Chu Men tore open a path through thirty-six dimensional barriers to pursue Trigon to his lair in the Azarath Dimension. He manifested a galaxy-sized golden foot and stomped through Trigon’s defenses, shaking the entire dimension.

  • Lucifer cursed Trigon as the demon’s projection retreated through the closing rift, while Chu Men criticized Lucifer for letting him escape with his taunts.
  • Chu Men followed the lingering causal connection and ripped open a five-hundred-li-wide passage through thirty-six dimensional barriers.
  • Chu Men, Lucifer, and Clark saw Trigon’s true body and bone-built lair in the Azarath Dimension through the passage.
  • Chu Men refused Clark’s offer to attack the furnace and manifested a colossal golden foot with the Power of Idealism.
  • Trigon raised the Eight Worlds White Bone Array, but Chu Men’s foot shattered its shield and stomped the furnace temple, violently shaking the Azarath Dimension.

Ch. 180An Unwelcome Guest of the Council of Order and Chaos

Chu Men crushed Trigon’s temple, swallowed and returned his destructive fire, and transformed the wounded demon into a flower-covered garden. The chapter ended with Chu Men snapping off Trigon’s primordial horns to use as signposts.

  • Chu Men stomped Trigon’s temple into a massive crater and found Trigon still alive beneath the ruins.
  • Trigon attacked Chu Men with Azarath’s Ultimate Fire of Destruction, but Chu Men swallowed it and spat it back as four beams that severed Trigon’s arms.
  • Chu Men altered Trigon’s destructive power into fertilizer, causing flowers and grass to grow across Trigon’s body.
  • Constantine watched in shock as Lucifer photographed the flower-covered Trigon for Hell’s intranet.
  • Chu Men grabbed Trigon’s primordial horns and snapped them off at the roots despite Trigon’s protests.
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