I Became a Spirit in Date A Live, but I Refuse to Date! (Volumes 1–8)
Chapter 286

After becoming a Spirit in Date A Live, I refused to date

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Xier Ya: "Ah—looks like I guessed right."

Shido: "All right~ shall we leave the reminiscing there? If we talk too much, the readers will think we're padding the word count."

Lingmeng: "Ah, actually, that's exactly what we're doing."

Zhongsheng: "Yes, yes, yes. Fine, I admit it."

Kaguya & Yuzuru: "Mmph...! Mmm...!"

Shido (turning around): "Speaking of which, why are Kaguya and Yuzuru tied up, with tape over their mouths?"

Zhongsheng: "Their speech patterns are a pain to write, so I just muted them."

Lingmeng: "In other words, you're lazy."

Zhongsheng: "Exactly! Writing dialogue for these two is a real pain in the ass!

I'm not a chuuni, after all. I can't come up with those ridiculously embarrassing lines.

And after writing a sentence, I have to think of a word that sums up its meaning.

If this weren't the Yamai Arc, I would've cut all their scenes ages ago!"

Kaguya & Yuzuru (breaking free of their restraints)—

"Kuku, can even the godlike author not comprehend the charm of mine eloquence? It would seem thy brain is fit only to be compared to a pig's."

"Displeasure. Yuzuru sees nothing wrong with her manner of speech. Rather, it serves as a test of your vocabulary, author."

Zhongsheng (picking up a paper fan and whacking them both on the head): "Can you two talk normally!? Keep yapping, and you won't get any scenes in the next arc."

Kaguya: "M-my sincerest apologies!"

Yuzuru: "Repentance. Yuzuru acknowledges her mistake."

Lingmeng (clapping): "Well~ let's move on to our customary reader Q&A!"

"Lingmeng acts way too much like a guy, doesn't she? It doesn't look like Shido has bent her straightness at all!"

Lingmeng & Shido: "..."

Zhongsheng (pondering): "Oh dear, that really cuts straight to the soul.

How should I put it? Before the Yamai Arc,

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