Naruto: My Diary Was Exposed, and the Kunoichi Lost It
Chapter 28

Konoha: The Female Ninja Fell Apart After the Diary Was Exposed

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But Naruto's methods were so bizarre that Kurama had no idea how to fight back.

Still, that was why Kurama could come out of Naruto's body and bask in the sun with his permission.

A life like this

was already wonderful.

"Kurama, time to go."

Naruto Uzumaki beckoned to the miniature Nine-Tails.

"Coming."

The Nine-Tails answered obediently, turned into a stream of Chakra, and returned to Naruto Uzumaki's body.

Konoha.

Under a dim light in a somewhat shabby room, Naruto Uzumaki was eating with gusto.

Ever since he had acquired the Perfect Sage Body, his appetite had become astonishing.

Once,

to test how much he could eat,

he had gone to Ichiraku Ramen and eaten seventeen bowls of ramen.

That still seemed a little short of his darling wife Hinata's record, but it was impressive enough.

As a result,

he spent nearly all his mission pay on food.

Looks like I'll have to find a way to make some money.

After dinner, Naruto Uzumaki sat back down at the table and took out his diary.

Just as he was about to write something, he suddenly sensed someone watching him.

"Hm?"

"Is it that old geezer, the Third?"

With the Mind's Eye of the Kagura and the Nine-Tails' ability to sense good and evil intent, Naruto Uzumaki was now extremely perceptive.

So

he had noticed Hiruzen Sarutobi the moment the man started spying on him.

[That old geezer, the Third, is using the Telescope Technique to spy on me again.]

[What a pain. Doesn't he have anything better to do?]

[If he's got time for this, why not take a peek at the women's baths?]

Reading Naruto Uzumaki's complaints in their diaries, the women all gave a soft, disdainful "Hmph."

As if everyone's like you, you big pervert!

Judging by the way you said that,

you've definitely peeked at the women's baths plenty of times, haven't you?

Pervert!

Thinking of what the Mind's Eye of the Kagura could do, the women all instinctively curled in on themselves.

Looks like

I'll need to set up a barrier whenever I bathe from now on.

[But this works out nicely. Today I'll teach that old geezer a lesson and make his nose bleed.]

[I've made some initial progress on the super-S-rank Forbidden Technique I'm developing to deal with Otsutsuki Kaguya.]

[Today, I'll test it on him!]

What?

The words in the diaries made all the women's eyes widen.

Naruto...

Was he going to fight the Third Hokage?

Wasn't this a little sudden?

And

a super-S-rank Forbidden Technique...

It wouldn't destroy all of Konoha, would it?

Damn it,

why couldn't these diaries show us what was happening?

What was going on?!

While the women were on tenterhooks, Naruto Uzumaki made a show of stretching and rose from his chair.

"Inspiration struck today, and I developed a new jutsu."

"Ninja Art: Sexy Jutsu!"

Poof!

As smoke burst out, a breathtaking figure appeared, half-hidden in the white mist.

With that seductive expression and languid voice, she was utterly irresistible.

Hidden in the shadows, Uzuki Yugao, who had been deeply anxious over the diary's contents, clenched her fists.

"You bastard! You peeked at me bathing just to develop this weird jutsu, didn't you?!"

He'd Already Seen Everything Anyway, So What Did It Matter If He Took a Few Liberties?

Knock!

Knock!

Knock!

"Coming!"

Uzuki Yugao frowned at the urgent knocking outside.

At this hour,

who could be looking for me?

Creak~

Uzuki Yugao opened the door and looked surprised to see who was outside.

"Senior Kurenai?"

"What brings you here?"

Uzuki Yugao asked.

Kurenai Yuhi had graduated in the same class as Kakashi and was only a few years older than Uzuki Yugao.

She was also Shinku Yuhi's daughter.

So

Uzuki Yugao knew Kurenai Yuhi.

But knowing her was one thing.

In truth,

their lives rarely crossed paths.

Had something happened to bring her here so late at night?

"Yugao, let me in first. I need to ask you something urgent."

"Oh... okay. Come in."

Uzuki Yugao stepped aside, then glanced outside before closing the door.

"Senior Kurenai, has something happened?"

Uzuki Yugao asked, puzzled.

"Yugao, do you have a diary like this too?"

Kurenai Yuhi took out her diary and got straight to the point.

"Senior Kurenai, you..."

At the sight of Kurenai Yuhi's diary, Uzuki Yugao nearly cried out.

"Yugao, I'll keep this short."

"Many people have these diaries. I suspect every woman Naruto has called his wife in the diary has one."

"That's why I came straight to you."

Kurenai Yuhi explained.

"I see."

Uzuki Yugao had suspected something along those lines, though she had only guessed that she might not be the only one with a diary.

"But... aren't we forbidden from mentioning it to anyone else?"

Uzuki Yugao asked with a frown.

Before now,

whenever she had even thought about telling someone else about the diary, she had felt the threat of death.

So why

could Kurenai Yuhi talk about it so openly?

"Diary holders can discuss it with one another without being punished."

Kurenai Yuhi gave her a brief explanation.

"I see."

"Senior Kurenai, what else do you know about this diary?"

Uzuki Yugao had had countless questions since receiving hers.

Now,

she had finally met someone she could talk to about it,

and that person clearly knew more about the diary than she did.

Uzuki Yugao grew excited.

But

after hearing her question,

Kurenai Yuhi shook her head.

"Yugao, now isn't the time for that."

"Naruto mentioned in the diary that you're the Anbu assigned to watch him, right?"

"Today he said he was going to attack the Third Hokage and use a super-S-rank Forbidden Technique. Is it true?"

Kurenai Yuhi's voice was grave.

It had all happened so suddenly.

If it was true,

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