Chapter 14

"You... what are you going to do! I—I, if you ruin my purity, I'll bite my tongue and kill myself to show you, to show you, to show you!" She couldn't kiss him anywhere, especially on the lips—stop bringing that mouth over! It was way too close!

"Long time no see, and you're still such a sissy. What right do you, with your kind of attitude, have to fight me for a woman?"

"Wh—what the hell? Fight for a woman?" Had some step gone wrong somewhere? "That's right! I'm officially telling you, Lord, I've taken a fancy to your woman! The one you're supposed to marry, I won't allow you to marry her, because... she's going to be mine!"

"..." Great, this guy hadn't recognized her at all, and even took her for a love rival...

"Heh heh heh, you must be wondering where I met her, right? I might as well tell you, she accepted my token of affection. The two of us have already..." He smiled with a wicked charm, as if even his gaze carried pity and sympathy for her, "...vowed to spend our lives together." Hahaha, feeling a tight chest, a broken heart, burning with jealous hatred for him? Come on, come on!

"Oh, ah. Is that so? That's great then. Keep it up!" Pah, smiling like some magical illusion, an evil and seductive wind—she had thought it was going to be something with real killing power.

Dusting off his backside, Zhu Bafu showed no signs of being lovesick whatsoever, stood up with his hands on his hips, and limped away.

"You..." Seeming completely unable to accept her drifting away from him in such a carefree manner, Longyang widened his eyes and puffed heavily, "You little cheapskate, you get back here! Did you not understand what Lord is saying! I said I've already got with your woman..."

"I know what vowing to spend our lives together means. Oh well, whatever! As long as you're both happy."

"You... do you have any sense of shame at all, man!"

"Hey, Lord Long, you seduce someone else's woman and then curse him for having no shame, is that right?" She rolled her eyes impatiently.

"I do feel ashamed! But this is the helplessness of Lord's graceful bearing and imposing demeanor; there are just so many women flocking to me like little moths to a flame, a moth flying into the fire. A man out in the world never lives in fear. So what?"

"...A male peacock opening its tail, that just means its rutting season has arrived."

"What are you muttering about?"

"Uh, what I mean is... the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers are just obstacles to love, don't worry about my feelings, go for it. I'll take my leave first, and if I have the fortune another day, I'll drink your wedding wine." Patting his shoulder like a good buddy, she limped off to slip away.

"You cheapskate, she really misjudged you! Handing over the woman you're engaged to just like that? Do you have the slightest bit of a man's dignity and backbone?"

"Huh? What would I want with that kind of stuff?" It would be scarier if she actually had it!

"You!" Rolling his eyes dramatically, Longyang took a deep breath, picked up his smoking pipe, and hooked her by the collar. "Fine. Since you don't need a man's dignity and backbone, Lord Long will just help you keep the little mushroom."

"The, the little mushroom?" Judging by his evil look, he probably didn't mean a delicious little mushroom simply stir-fried with soy sauce, right? Could it be... Shifting her gaze downward to that area, no... it wouldn't be that evil, right?

Seeing that she was finally starting to get scared and trembling all over, Longyang smiled knowingly with smug satisfaction, flexing his fingers and cracking his knuckle joints. "Daring to trespass into my Six Ministries Forbidden Land, the end result is--"

His finger joints clicked loudly, and he made a vicious chopping gesture with the edge of his hand near her robes and thighs.

"Castration!"

"Wha—what!? Castration? Isn't that too cruel? No, you can't chop that off!" She hurriedly covered her crucial parts.

"Anyway, you don't need that kind of stuff, do you?"

"Even so, you can't chop it off!" The point was... she didn't have that thing at all, where was she supposed to find one for him to chop!

"Humph! That's not up to you anymore! Someone! Hold him down for me, and serve up a castration for the little cheapskate who trespassed in the forbidden land!"

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=.= What I wanted to ask everyone just now got swallowed up, this chapter was unlocked repeatedly and I edited it for an hour QAQ and the comments kept getting swallowed too, completely clueless about where the bug was, so Sakura had to post it section by section, and finally pinned down a few spots that might be causing bugs. Well, take a guess which exact word had such great power that it got the chapter banned~~

Chapter 14

In the open-air central hall, a Cold Light Sword was stabbed into a long wooden chair, gleaming with a cold, clanging light...

"Brave warrior, my lord, please spare me! Why on earth must you lower yourself to do such a substance-free thing for a lowly person? I know I was wrong, but I didn't do anything wrong either. Have mercy, raise your hand and let me off, ju—just consider it as... building up some virtue for your future son, don't go courting karmic retribution by killing. Otherwise, the tragedy of your future son missing a certain spare part might just happen because of the lowly person's curse, you know!"

"Take it off."

"No, don't be like this, let's talk things over! Look at your Cold Light Sword, it's so handsome, dashing, and wickedly charming. If you use it to cut the lowly person's filthy place down there, it won't be happy, right? My lord, ju—just stop coming closer. A warrior can be killed but not humiliated, if you come any closer I really will die to show you!"

"Are you taking it off yourself, or is Lord going to help you?"

"Die! Murder in broad daylight, highway robbery of an innocent young man!! Heroic knights and great martial artists passing by on the roof, don't miss the chance to make a name for yourselves, come down and save people!"

"...Looks like you want Lord to help you! Fine. Then I'll just have to take it upon myself to strip you clean!"

With a whoosh, he pulled out the long sword stuck not far from between someone's legs, holding the hilt in his palm. Twirling his wrist with agility, the Sword Qi flowed with cold light as it flipped and spun 360 degrees in the air, looping around Zhu Bafu's waist to slash and thrust horizontally. After just a few moves, Zhu Bafu was scared out of his wits, staring blankly as his trouser belt turned into tattered rags and shreds, fluttering away from his waist into the distance...

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