Pirates: Invincible from the Start

"If we can't come to an agreement..."

As he spoke, Kuta's expression darkened. "You know what happens."

"We can, we can! We'll definitely come to an agreement."

Firebird looked at Kuta, his face turning pale.

"Our president specifically told us reporters to follow you closely! Just getting a photo of you earns us a bonus and even a promotion."

"Then hurry up."

Kuta looked at Firebird, his patience wearing thin.

Anyone would be upset if someone mistook them for that sort of person!

Especially when the one making that mistake was such an ugly bastard.

"Pah, pah, pah, pah!"

What am I thinking? Even a handsome guy wouldn't do.

This was a hot-blooded action anime, not a boys' love romance!

Seeing Kuta's thoroughly impatient expression, Firebird hurriedly pulled a red

Den Den Mushi from inside his clothes.

He opened its lid, and the fiery-red Den Den Mushi's drooping head instantly perked up.

Then he reached out and turned the crank beside its shell a few times, and the Den Den Mushi dialed out with a series of beeps.

So this is a Den Den Mushi? How amazing.

Den Den Mushi were rare in the Four Blues. Their Isshin Dojo didn't have a single one.

So this was the first time in Kuta's life that he had seen one this close.

Once I've settled things with Big News Morgans, I'll have to make him give me a few.

Then he could install a video-playing Den Den Mushi on the ship and turn it into a movie theater.

That way, things wouldn't be so boring.

Meanwhile, the headquarters of the World Economy News Paper was brightly lit despite the darkness outside, with countless people and News Coos coming and going.

In the President's Office, Big News Morgans had just finished writing a