Obito used Kamui to return to Konoha.
His heart was still pounding from the scare.
"Damn. One wrong move back there, and I'd be a meteor by now."
"But still..."
Obito recalled the sight of Konan changing her stockings in the office.
He decided the trip had been worth it!
"Those legs of hers aren't legs. They're a thermos full of goji-berry tea!"
"Mm, now I'm thinking about Lin-chan again. The feel of those white stockings last time... Smack!"
Obito snapped back to his senses and slapped himself.
"Obito, Obito, what are you thinking?"
"Konoha is waiting for you to build it up! The Shinobi World is waiting for you to change it! And you're thinking about...!"
"Hmm. Maybe I should go see Rin tonight?"
That was life.
Before you knew it, it had worn down your sharp edges.
It turned all kinds of people into the same kind of pervert.
After returning from Amegakure, Obito had made all his preparations.
He would go on Saturday night, beneath the full moon.
When the clock struck midnight, he would take Danzo's miserable life.
...Uh.
Why did that sound like something a phantom thief would say?
Obito was spacing out in the Anbu hall when he spotted a familiar figure.
"Hey, Kakashi!" Obito shouted.
Kakashi stopped.
He turned and walked over to Obito, sounding a little displeased.
"Obito, how many times have I told you not to use my name in the Anbu?"
Obito scratched his head.
"What did you just call me?"
Kakashi: "..."
Seeing Kakashi had no answer, Obito pressed on.
"Besides, with that silver hair of yours..."
"Forget our village's Anbu. Even the Anbu in the next village would recognize you."
Kakashi: "..."
He punched Obito in exasperation.
"You little... Fine. What do you want?"
Obito rolled his