Konoha.
Anbu.
"A songstress knows nothing of a fallen nation's grief, still singing of nunchucks across the river~ Ho ho, ha hey~ Use your nunchucks~"
Obito hummed to himself.
He changed clothes in high spirits and prepared to leave Anbu.
After working seven days straight, he was finally getting a three-day break.
"Man, it's been ages since Rin and I... Heh heh. Finally, some time to get close."
"I wonder if Rin's wearing those fishnet stockings I gave her. Do they feel as good as white silk stockings...?"
Come to think of it,
fishnet outfits were incredibly popular in the Naruto world. Even plenty of boys liked them.
Shikamaru, Naruto, Itachi, Gaara, Jiraiya... Wait, what?
Obito had just stepped out of Anbu headquarters
when an Anbu operative stopped him.
"Obito Uchiha, Third-sama has a mission for you. Please come with me," the operative said.
Obito was stunned.
How low could you get?!
The Third had taken being a prick to a whole new level!
I finally get a break, and you dump another mission on me!
Anbu didn't offer makeup days off. Once his vacation was gone, it was gone.
Obito forced a smile and said,
"All right. Let me change first."
Obito put his still-warm Anbu uniform back on.
He trudged unhappily to the Third's office.
The Third looked solemn as he tossed Obito a scroll.
"Obito, Grandpa has an important mission for you."
"This is a serious matter. You must stay on your guard."
Obito caught the scroll and opened it.
Whoa!
An S-rank mission?!
(A mission involving state-level secrets.)
He read on and immediately understood.
Oh, so I'm escorting Yuki back to her country.
Never thought this mission would end up falling to me.
Sigh...
Did I just shoot myself in the foot...?
Obito rolled up the