"And with both fancy eyes and tattoos, I'll be the coolest guy of the next era."
Obito mulled it over.
Feeling that it lacked swagger, he corrected himself.
"No, I should say that the next era will begin with me, Obito Uchiha!"
He skipped all the way home.
The first thing Obito did was let Grandmother know he was safe.
"Grandmother, I'm home!"
Seeing her precious grandson standing before her without a scratch,
Grandmother's tense expression visibly relaxed.
"As long as you're home safe, as long as you're home safe..."
"..."
The two chatted for a while.
Reassured, Grandmother went back to planning the wedding.
After running around all day, Obito returned to his room to rest.
Lying in bed, he suddenly came up with some strange ideas.
"Hmm, I wonder if Grandmother would awaken the Mangekyō if something happened to me."
"She loves me so much, she probably would..."
Imitating Grandmother's voice, Obito spoke in a grief-stricken yet chilling tone.
"If anything happens to my grandson, I shall raze Takama-ga-hara... Gurararara!"
Why was Obito's acting so superb and natural?
Because ever since he was little, he had invented scenes for himself whenever he had nothing to do...
With all that acting, he had naturally honed his skills.
After indulging his inner edgelord for a while, Obito asked in his mind,
"Speaking of which, System Bro, there's something that's been bothering me..."
"Why was Isshiki able to implant Kāma in me so easily?"
Kāma had extremely strict requirements when selecting a vessel.
Otherwise, Isshiki would not have spent a thousand years
just to find a barely serviceable vessel like Jigen.
(Harder than finding a fucking date!)
Otherwise, why had Isshiki insisted on finding Kawaki before he died?
Wouldn't implanting Kāma directly in Naruto or Sasuke have been better?
Clearly,
implanting