Among Konoha's troops.
Obito glanced around in boredom, only to suddenly spot something that stunned him.
"Is that..."
Obito's pupils contracted sharply.
A tall man in red robes, wearing a lecherous grin, stood before him.
Right there in full view of everyone, he tried to slip a hand around the slender waist of the woman in green beside him.
The next instant.
The woman in green bent backward at an unbelievable angle, dodging his groping hand.
Then, using the momentum of her backbend.
She swung one leg up behind her and slammed it into the man.
"Hiyah!"
"Agh!"
As everyone around them watched in horror.
The man in red was sent flying by the tremendous force, tracing a perfect arc through the air.
Obito watched his figure disappear into the distance and laughed at his misfortune.
"Hahaha! Judging by that direction, Lord Jiraiya should reach Konoha before we do."
"But seriously, Lady Tsunade's flexibility... Lord Jiraiya's going to be one lucky man..."
The army soon returned to Konoha.
And the moment they arrived, the two Hokage hauled Obito to the office, one on either side.
Inside the Hokage Office.
Minato and Hiruzen sat up straight, staring intently at Obito.
One held a teacup while the other puffed on his pipe, both waiting for Obito's answer.
Looking at the two men braced for his explanation, Obito sank into thought.
How should I bullshit my way through this? I've got so many scripts, I don't even know which one to pick...
After a little thought, Obito quickly came up with an idea.
Hmm, why not use those lines? They fit the occasion pretty well!
He coughed twice, then spoke with a "Wang Duoyu" expression.
"Third-sama, Minato-sensei, I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person."
"But at this point, it