Tracen Isn't Above the Law
Zhou Yuang almost laughed.
"Since you've managed to find a trainer to consult, there's no need for this rookie trainer like me to stay here, right?"
I'm still waiting to go find Silence Suzuka on the Dirt Track.
As far as achievements go, Smart Falcon was still more impressive.
Besides, she was safe. It was only her roommate who was dangerous.
Zhou Yuang spoke calmly, seemingly unconcerned about anything.
This aroused Digital's suspicion. Although she had all sorts of thoughts, she also knew she had no reason to stop Zhou Yuang from standing there.
"If you're AT, then admit it honestly. If you're not, don't even think about approaching Silence Suzuka! AT may be trashy and scummy, but without a doubt, I ship him and Silence Suzuka!"
Clenching her little fist, the tiny Uma Musume made a vow.
She declared that she would protect this couple she intended to ship.
She was very simple-minded. However many Uma Musume pairings there were, she would ship every one of them.
But she couldn't accept relationships that were too complicated.
Therefore, she would find AT, beat him up, force him to accept monogamy, and make him swear to spend the rest of his life with only one Uma Musume—Silence Suzuka!
That was true pure love!
She was Tracen Academy's Pieri—the Pure-Love Fairy!
"I am Tracen's top-tier... No, the world's top-tier pure-love expert! I will fight to the bitter end against anything that isn't pure love!"
At that moment, flames actually sprang from Digital's eyes.
This left Zhou Yuang and Silence Suzuka both utterly astonished.
Digital, who had decided to launch an all-out attack, had become fired up. It seemed she would be lurking beside Silence Suzuka for quite some time.
Although that DD fanatic is a little ridiculous as an Uma Musume, she's absolutely reliable when it comes to helping Uma Musume.
She would risk her life for any Uma Musume. That was something the vast majority of trainers couldn't do.
Although Zhou Yuang could no longer approach Silence Suzuka under her protection, he also didn't have to worry about other trainers approaching Silence Suzuka. That was pretty good.
"Although this is all rather inexplicable, good luck. I'll be going."
Zhou Yuang waved and prepared to leave.
That way of walking made Agnes Digital narrow her eyes. She watched Zhou Yuang's gait and noticed that it was completely different from the one in the livestream, which made her lower her guard a little.
"He doesn't seem like him."
He didn't have AT's effortless, scummy air.
He seemed more like a vigorous young heartthrob.
"Could it not be him?"
"Um..."
Silence Suzuka spoke up, drawing Digital's attention.
"Sorry! I'm very sorry! I'm sorry for suddenly acting like that!"
Digital couldn't exactly be called a hypocrite, but she had always been respectful and humble toward Uma Musume.
When interacting with ordinary people, she acted like an ordinary person too.
But whenever she encountered an Uma Musume enthusiast, she became friendly, like two shut-ins meeting each other.
And whenever she encountered an Uma Musume, this DD fanatic would become excited despite herself.
Sometimes, even an inadvertent touch during their interactions would leave her excited for a long time.
Therefore, she treated Uma Musume like a fan worshipping an idol as a god.
"I shouldn't have suddenly run over and started saying all that nonsense, but I really couldn't help myself!"
I absolutely can't stand by and watch an Uma Musume pairing become a complete mess.
Digital bowed deeply to Silence Suzuka, leaving Silence Suzuka at a loss for what to do. She didn't even know where to put her hands.
"I understand. In any case, calm down first."
"Yes, thank you very much!"
Zhou Yuang temporarily missed the interaction between Silence Suzuka and Agnes Digital.
And he also temporarily failed to catch the Uma Musume he intended to use as a substitute for Silence Suzuka.
When Zhou Yuang walked over, a short-haired Uma Musume appeared beside Smart Falcon.
She was Kikiko's roommate. Unlike Kikiko, who was a weakling at romance, this one was a master of love. She had even once set a record for meeting her crush's parents at lightning speed, making her a top-tier TL—Trainer Love—player.
She was also German. In various fan works, she was a powerful Uma Musume who would kidnap her beloved trainer back to Germany through blitzkrieg tactics.
It's far too dangerous to appear beside this Uma Musume for no reason. Should I go back and pursue Oguri Cap instead?
Forget it. Today, I would continue being Oguri Cap's loyal believer.
There was nothing wrong with Oguri Cap. She was also very obedient. She was only a little too absent-minded sometimes and might do things that left people speechless.
Come to think of it, if Agnes Digital didn't stand in the way of my dream of marrying thirty Uma Musume, she would be more suitable as a helper than Smart Falcon. She's also a powerful Uma Musume.
The only problem was that when she encountered an Uma Musume, she wouldn't instantly die of embarrassment...
Why were all the Uma Musume from Oguri Cap to Kikiko and now this Digital the sort who made him wonder whether they would drop the ball?
Remembering their indescribable behavior, Zhou Yuang couldn't help wondering which Uma Musume were perfectly reliable.
Mejiro Takamine? Maruzensky? Symboli Rudolf?
Why were all the reliable, mature Uma Musume such old-fashioned antiques? (Annoyed.)
Still, I did encounter one young and reliable Uma Musume before.
That was Air Groove, the Empress.
But she was also one of the Umapyon Police. As the most serious and earnest Uma Musume, would she agree with an idea like his?
Unless I pursued her... I didn't expect to encounter so many choices today, all of them quite difficult.
But... weren't many things interesting precisely because they were difficult?
Zhou Yuang thought of the Rings locked in his drawer.
Although this idea was a little lowbrow, as a player, it was impossible not to want to get close to all sorts of Uma Musume.
Once words were spoken, they were like water spilled—impossible to take back.
I'll take down Oguri Cap first.
Zhou Yuang wandered around but didn't find his adorable Gray Coat. He turned around and went to the trainers' office building. Perhaps Oguri Cap was waiting for him in his office.
As he walked into the office building, Zhou Yuang heard voices conversing nearby.
It was outside a trainer's office. A trainer was nervously pressing his palms together toward the Uma Musume in front of him, as if asking her for help.
And the Uma Musume standing opposite that trainer was none other than the perfect Uma Musume who had previously gone after Zhou Yuang and whom he had kept muttering about: Air Groove, the Empress.
"Please, you're a member of the Student Council, right? You can't just ignore this."
The trainer opposite Air Groove seemed to have taken notice of her identity as a Student Council member and was asking for her assistance.
This left Zhou Yuang puzzled. Wouldn't it have been better to ask Miss Hayakawa for help?
Why was he asking a Student Council member instead?
With the attitude that since he had nothing better to do, he might as well watch the drama, Zhou Yuang approached.
Let me see what happened.
Tracen Wasn't a Lawless Land
(Disclaimer: This is a lighthearted and cheerful Uma Musume novel. The livestream is an important part of the turning-point plot, but it isn't everything. Aside from focusing on the traits and stories of the Uma Musume, the protagonist and his Uma Musume will also deal with incidents at Tracen Academy. Bizarre Text plots will appear, but not too often, since everyone would get tired of them if there were too many. This Tracen isn't Trep. Most of the Uma Musume are still normal, adorable girls.)
Air Groove was not in a very good state of mind.
Perhaps because of her family background, she had always lived within a set of rules.
Not bringing shame upon her family and not failing her mother's expectations were her principles.
Early that morning, Air Groove had planned to quietly stay in the Student Council office and help President Rudolf complete the Student Council's work.
But afterward, a livestream suddenly appeared.
It featured an abstract costume resembling a Tanuki animation, which abruptly began saying all sorts of inexplicable things.
It directly forced a livestream upon some of the Uma Musume, one that they couldn't turn off.
Although it had appeared suddenly, time around the livestream was paused.
It also gave the Uma Musume a little time to rest.
But that fellow's remarks were seriously problematic.
"I, Tama, am going to marry thirty Uma Musume!"
Upon hearing that, Air Groove's blood pressure immediately skyrocketed.
Tamamo's! That fellow was far too disgusting!
That was bigamy!
Air Groove remembered that the law clearly stipulated... Setting aside certain countries, most countries enforced monogamy.
He actually intended to marry thirty Uma Musume?
He was no ordinary trainer anymore. He had to be dealt with harshly!
After hearing someone's dream, Air Groove planned to log off and arrest him.
As the Student Council's vice president, she had to uphold Tracen's atmosphere.
She had to do everything in her power to prevent the Uma Musume from falling victim to evildoers!
If she could protect one Uma Musume, she would protect one Uma Musume.
After searching for a while, Air Groove discovered that every trainer at Tracen had his own special abilities.
Some were slovenly, some were foolish, and some looked like they were up to no good.
There were also outright idiots.
The one who left the deepest impression on Air Groove was a long-winded idiot.
That trainer kept going on and on about how excellent his own Uma Musume was, like an old father bragging about his daughter.
It gave Air Groove a headache.
Why were Tracen's trainers all so utterly hopeless?
Checking each floor wasn't a problem. Relying on her efficiency, Air Groove investigated one floor after another.
Although she didn't find that disgusting AT, she discovered that some trainers' offices were utterly disgraceful.
Some were filthy and disorganized, while some trainers' desks were crammed full of Uma Musume-related items.
Air Groove even felt that some of the Uma Musume at this school weren't very proper either.
After searching without success, Air Groove was about to leave when a trainer came over.
He looked like an utterly ordinary man, with a completely forgettable face and nothing worth noticing about him.
But the man pressed his palms together and bowed to her, a student, as he pleaded.
"Please, you're a member of the Student Council, right? You can't just ignore this."
"What is it?"
The Student Council mainly managed the Uma Musume, while Miss Hayakawa was better suited to managing the trainers.
Air Groove intended to hear him out, then give him some casual advice.
She wasn't some heartless, bad Uma Musume. Every word and action of hers had to set an example.