Heartbroken Clark

Roland Cathedral.

"Why are you two looking at me like that?" Kara tilted her head at Batman and Roland.

She was playing Street Fighter IV with Clark on a controller, a cup of iced milk tea resting on her chest. Every so often, she lowered her head to take a sip.

Clark lay on the couch and yawned. "Krypto, get me a bag of chips."

A little white dog picked up a bag of chips from the table, delivered it onto Clark's stomach, then plopped down on his feet.

"...I don't think aliens are all that worth studying anymore. Did you two catch this from Roland or something?" Batman asked, looking at the two aliens.

"After Dr. Sivana released the Seven Deadly Sins, did Sloth possess you two?" Roland couldn't help asking. "And Clark, why are you even here?"

"I'm on vacation. I came to keep Kara company," Clark said lazily, working his controller.

"...You've definitely been possessed by Sloth." Roland found Clark's languid behavior downright bizarre. "Shouldn't you be keeping Lois company?"

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" Kara huffed indignantly. "Am I not more important than Lois?"

"...Ha ha." Clark gave an awkward laugh. "Lois has been in a bit of a... bad mood lately."

"What happened?" Roland asked curiously.

"It's nothing. A few bumps along the way are perfectly normal when people get along." Clark was being vague. "Lois ran into his first love, Lana Lang," Kara said, finishing off Clark's character with an uppercut. She put down her controller and opened a box of chocolates. "Now he's been dumped."

"How do you know?" Clark stared at Kara in shock. He lost control for a moment and crushed the controller in his hands.

"Editor-in-Chief Perry White told me," Kara said. Perry White was the editor-in-chief of the