"Call me big sister."
"Big sister."
"Do you like your big sister?"
"I love my big sister."
"Come here. Let your big sister pat your head."
"Okay—oooooh—"
"Enough, you two." Watching Roland and Jeanne d'Arc interact, Kara felt her vision go dark. What on earth was all this?
"This is just everyday bonding between a big sister and her little brother." Jeanne d'Arc turned toward Kara with an unsettling smile. "Want to join our big happy family?"
"What are you going to do?" Alarmed, Kara hurriedly flew into the sky.
"Big Sister Beam!"
"Help!"
"Hey, quit messing around." Jason walked in from outside the church. "We've got trouble. Turns out someone is targeting Roland."
"Oh?" Roland looked a little surprised, then grew serious. "What happened?"
"Someone impersonated you and pulled down little boys' pants in the street, whipped Black people, opened every cage at the zoo and caused a riot, used wind powers to blow up women's skirts, robbed a jewelry store—" Jason said. "Basically, in less than a day, this impostor committed more offenses than anyone could list."
"...Are you sure it's an impostor, and not Roland sneaking off to do all that when we weren't looking?" Kara thought it over and asked doubtfully.
"No way." Jason shook his head. "Why would Roland rob a jewelry store?"
"Hold on. I wouldn't do any of the other things either," Roland corrected him.
"...Hard to say." Jason curled his lip. "Shh, careful, or he'll strip your pants off and dump you in the street," Kara said, making faces at Jason.
Roland rolled his eyes at them. "I'll deal with you two later. First, tell me where that impostor is."
"Harvey really is a good buddy of mine—"
"But when I ran into him, I saw he'd brought a full set of