That damn cat was pretty brazen. She wasn't much of a fighter, but she'd dared to slap one of the universe's top ten powerhouses.
Chen Feng asked how things had come to this. Kail Meow said she'd been craving a smoke but couldn't find anyone to bum one from, so she'd tried her luck in the back garden. Maybe she could find a few cigarette butts to take a drag from. Failing that, she could roll up some fur and give it a try.
"No way. There were so many people at the party, and you couldn't find anyone to bum a smoke from?"
"They probably all went off on a Takeoff, meow."
"Fair enough. But even if you couldn't get a cigarette, you can't just roll up hair and smoke it."
"It wasn't hair, meow."
"Huh?"
In any case, Kail Meow had found a Monster in the back garden with smoking pipes growing all over its body.
"You'd smoke something when you don't even know where it came from? Do you have a death wish?"
"A wise cat knows when to take a puff, meow."
"If you keep smoking like that and live past forty, we'll call it a celebration of a long life."
Chen Feng's eyes darted.
Kail Meow had once poked the Monster with a cigarette butt. If smoking beside it made it grow smoking pipes, would casting water magic beside it make it grow water pipes?
This was the Sword Saint's wild party. The pilots were busy taking off. If the Monster saw them, would it copy what they were doing to everyone...
At the thought, Chen Feng shuddered and hurriedly used Spatial Teleportation to move the Monster to the plains outside Luka City.
The moment he landed,
Chen Feng heard a shout: "A human! Hide!"