"You silly boy!" Qiao Ranran took a bite of fruit and glared at Yan Qingsui, exasperated that this lump of iron refused to become steel. "Don't you know how many people in this world get stabbed in both sides by their friends?"
Yan Qingsui let out an "Ah!" "Qiao Qiao isn't that kind of person!"
Qiao Ranran snorted. "I certainly won't stab you twice, but I will stick you with needles!"
Yan Qingsui: "..."
Author's note: This instance is probably here to settle some matters from the past.
====Time for a recommendation below! A friend has started a new novel,
a wasteland
setting with a faux-Western fantasy world, a silly little
sweet romance
. Charge ahead!
"Transmigrated into a Powerful Man's Little Mermaid" by Nan Xin Yicheng
Tianxi transmigrated into the mermaid princess from a fairy tale. After rescuing the prince, she would seek out the sea witch and pay a terrible price to become human so she could approach him.
In the original book, the prince didn't know Tianxi had saved him. On the eve of his wedding to another woman, he stabbed Tianxi in the back.
The moment she transmigrated, Tianxi heard the sea witch's voice.
"I'll repeat myself. Your wish is to take human form, and you are willing to pay the price of losing your voice, becoming mute, having your tail cut off, and walking on knife points with every step. Is that correct?"
Tianxi: "...?!" No, I'm not! I never said that!
"Lady Sea Witch, you misheard," Tianxi said sincerely. "My wish is... to be granted a handsome, gentle companion from a wealthy family with vast lands, someone who won't mind that I have scales and fangs and must drink a bowl of blood every morning, and whose disposition matches mine. One would do, but