Of course Xu Mu didn't dare offend the adorable Hoopa!
When the little one asked jealously, he immediately shook his head and declared that Hoopa was the cutest.
Mew? He barely knew Mew!
"Mew isn't some fierce-looking, incredibly powerful Pokémon!"
"Human, you're lying!"
Suddenly!
A strange voice came from the sky.
It sounded neither like Telepathy nor like a Pokémon's Growl.
Instead, it sounded eerily mechanical!
"Holy shit!"
Xu Mu looked up, saw who had arrived, and swore without thinking.
That system never lets me down, does it?
You just can't stand letting me enter a Secret Realm without running into a Legendary Pokémon!
Last time, casting a fishing rod was enough to anger Lugia.
Now it's even worse. All I did was say one bad thing!
What's the idea, dropping Steel Toilet right in front of me?
Xu Mu ranted inwardly, while Xu Qingqing remained perfectly calm beside him.
Right. This was what a trip to a Secret Realm with Xu Mu was usually like.
When they hadn't encountered a Legendary Pokémon earlier, Xu Qingqing had even wondered whether they had the day off.
Registeel descended from the sky, waving its steel arms.
The row of little dots that served as its eyes flashed incessantly, like the incense scars on a Shaolin monk's head.
Xu Mu was speechless.
I give up. Can I just quit?
"Mew is the cutest Pokémon!"
Registeel chattered on, sounding deeply offended.
Everyone knew the Regi family was the most stubborn bunch of Legendary Pokémon around!
Now that Registeel had said that, Xu Mu certainly wasn't about to argue.
But just because he wouldn't argue didn't mean Xu Qingqing wouldn't!
It was only Steel Toilet, wasn't it?
I have Articuno. Why would I be afraid of you?
"Bullshit! Who cares about Mew? I say Hoopa