(The second leading lady appears. Everyone rises and cheers!)
The sight of Darkrai's pitch-black back left Xu Mu reeling!
Dad, you kept your identity well hidden!
Do you have any idea what people online have been saying about you?
Some say that, apart from the two Legendary Pokémon you've shown, your entire team is made up of Magikarp!
Others say the production crew sent you to rein in that idiot!
Anyway, your little whim may not have caused you any trouble, but it left the fans with one hell of a hole to explain!
Even the anime crew couldn't fill that hole!
(Guess I'll have to fill it myself, huh? Heh!)
There was no need to describe the slaughter. One word—brutal!
Two words—bloody ruthless!
Three words—(you finish it...)
Xu Feng worked fast. With no organized resistance, the Hunter Organization was like fish on a chopping block, helpless beneath his knife.
"Oh my god! I already ran all the way home, and you still followed me here!"
"Aaah! You're so mean!"
But when Xu Feng encountered Hunter Z, who had somehow escaped disaster, he had to bend over and throw up his breakfast.
A grown man in skin-tight pants, with an effeminate voice and expression to match.
Fuck me. Just kill me now!
My eyes are going to go blind!
"Meow!"
[Darkrai, he's yours. Aren't you the expert at taking down girls?]
Persian couldn't take it anymore. He ran off to find another opponent.
Seeing Persian so generously yield the fight, Darkrai hastily refused.
"Don't do this to me, bro."
"I can't handle that thing either!"
"I take down girls. The problem is, that guy isn't a girl!"
"Forget it, I'm out. Let Greninja handle him. He has no standards!"
Honestly, no male creature could handle Hunter Z!
His ability