Who Isn’t a Cultivator These Days?
Chapter 193

Don't Call the Kettle Black

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After some discussion.

A floor supervisor cautiously suggested, "How about we let her use the men's restroom? As long as we make sure no one's inside, it's really just the women's restroom with an extra row of urinals..."

"That works."

"Then sorry for the trouble, but could one of you take her in?" The supervisor glanced cautiously at the two of them. "I'm worried something else might happen once she's inside..."

"..."

Chen Shu looked at Qingqing.

As though she had seen it coming, Qingqing said flatly, "You go. I can't coax her."

"Fine."

Chen Shu waited until a server came out and confirmed the men's restroom was empty. Then he looked at Zhang Suannai and sighed.

"Come on, roommate."

"Sure thing!"

You agreed awfully fast, didn't you?

Chen Shu was even more speechless.

Restrooms in restaurants like this were generally spotless; otherwise, their ratings on People's Review would suffer. Chen Shu stepped inside, glanced around, then pointed at a stall. "Go in there. Remember to shut the door."

No answer came.

What now?

Chen Shu looked over helplessly.

Zhang Suannai stood rooted to the spot, staring blankly at the two urinals. After several seconds, she pointed at one but turned her head toward Chen Shu.

"What's this thing for?"

"Oh, that's a urinal. Guys use it to pee." Chen Shu pointed at the stall again. "Go in there."

"Why?"

"Didn't you need the toilet?"

"I need to pee..."

"..." Chen Shu pointed at the stall. "Go in there!"

"Why?"

As she asked, Zhang Suannai walked over to a urinal and peered down at it, frowning in deep thought. She had no idea how to operate it, but she kept mumbling indistinctly, "I'm a guy... I need to pee... This is where guys pee... I'm gonna pee here..."

Chen Shu:

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