In the global livestream, Yongye slipped his arm around Diana's waist, lowered his head, and kissed her lips.
That frame was captured simultaneously from different angles by more than two hundred satellites, over a thousand drones, and hundreds of ground-level cameras, then transmitted in uncensored high definition to every screen across the Seven Continents and Four Oceans.
The instant the footage appeared, Twitter's servers began counting down to their thirteenth crash.
But this time, before the servers could crash, the comments went insane.
"Holy shit?????? The Golden Armor God of War kissed Wonder Woman??????"
"Wait, Diana didn't resist!!! Her hands were against his chest, but she didn't push him away!!!"
"Did her knees just go weak??? I think I saw her stumble half a step forward!!!"
"You didn't imagine it! They really went weak! She fell right into his arms!!!"
"I fucking watched the replay ten times. From the moment Yongye leaned in until he kissed her, Diana didn't struggle at all! Not even a token attempt to push him away!"
"My goddess!!! My goddess Diana!!! That casting-couch-obsessed bastard kissed her!!!"
"Get a grip, buddy. If she really didn't want it, she would've lashed him with the Lasso of Truth. She didn't, which means she wanted it."
"But she's shaking! Look at her hands against his chest. Her knuckles are white! She's shaking!"
"Shaking doesn't necessarily mean resistance. It could also mean... you know."
"I'm fucking dying. When the whole Justice League was getting crushed, you were all shouting, 'The Golden Armor God of War is fucking awesome!' Now he's kissed your goddess, and suddenly it's 'Give us back our goddess'?"
"Hypocrites! A massive display of double standards!"
"I don't care! The Golden Armor God of War is forever a god! He kissed the Daughter of Zeus in public! He