"Nōhime's face was as livid as a rusty iron plate, and Asano Nene's ears were red enough to bleed! These two most celebrated women of Fusang's Warring States Period were like little maidservants in front of him!"
"For this move by the Golden Armor God of War, I'd call it 'the battlefield was in Manhattan, but the conquest was in an apartment bed'!"
"But what he said sounded pretty reasonable! Nōhime and Asano Nene, one 'deep' and one 'shallow,' both had excessive water in their Five Phases configurations and needed a mortal body bursting with yang energy to balance them out! Is this fucking legitimate Five Phases theory?"
"Who cares whether it's legitimate? What matters is that he really is 'instructing' them! If Oda Nobunaga and Toyotomi Hideyoshi knew, their coffin lids wouldn't stay shut!"
"Wait, think about it. Oda Nobunaga and Toyotomi Hideyoshi were famous historical figures in Fusang too! They might also be Heroic Spirits in Takamagahara! If they saw this livestream..."
"Holy shit!!! You've cracked the case, Sherlock!!!"
"Oda Nobunaga and Toyotomi Hideyoshi, watching their own wives massage Yongye's shoulders and pound his legs with their own eyes!!!"
"Shoulder massages and leg pounding are what they show in public. As for what they don't show... hehehe! It's definitely hotter than hot!"
"This isn't just cuckolding anymore. He's planted a whole prairie on their heads!"
"Oda Nobunaga: I unified Fusang, and now my wife massages someone else's shoulders? Toyotomi Hideyoshi: I unified Fusang, and now my wife pounds someone else's legs? These two brothers unified jack shit!"
"I'm dying! Oda Nobunaga and Toyotomi Hideyoshi fought each other to the death while alive, then got cuckolded together after death. What do you call that? 'A shared cuckolding... washes away all grudges'!"
"'A shared cuckolding washes away all grudges' works!