"Good! The Ultron mess still isn't over. Captain America and Tony beat each other up in the street, and the Captain covered for the Winter Soldier after he killed Tony's parents. Someone really does need to keep these superheroes in check!"
"I'm fine with the Golden Armor God of War leading them. As for the others, I'll wait and see."
"Wait and see, my ass. One swing from Female Thor, and you won't get the chance."
"That last line was aimed at Tony and the Captain, right?"
"Obviously! Tony created Ultron, and the Captain covered for the Winter Soldier. Those are the biggest stories lately!"
"He went hard! Called them out to their faces on a global livestream!"
"He can back it up, though. The Golden Armor God of War fought Kryptonians and Ultron. Tough fights, and he won them all!"
"Avengers Alliance: Do we mean nothing to you?"
"Justice League: Apparently, neither do we!"
"Batman: Thanks for asking. Busy catching the Joker in Gotham. Don't tag me."
"Superman: I... I'm neutral."
"Wonder Woman: I'm going to investigate him!"
"Investigate what? You think you can out-investigate him? Careful he doesn't dig up everything on you!"
"..."
In the forty minutes after the press conference ended, public opinion around the world exploded.
One topic dominated Twitter's top ten trending searches:
"The Boys are founded"
"Golden Armor God of War leads the team"
"Female Thor makes her debut"
"Scarlet Witch's Chaos Magic"
"Sea Queen joins the Eye Society"
"Quake finally appears"
"Two spots left on The Seven"
"Avengers Alliance called out"
"What now for the Justice League?"
"Who will join next?"
Comments poured in so fast the servers began to lag:
"I'm calling it: from today on, I only follow The Boys!"
"The Golden Armor God of War and four heroines? Who