Leave of Absence

Gah! It's finals week in the middle of the semester—three exams in three days! I fell asleep while studying today! I can't finish writing today! Seriously! There won't be an update tonight...

Here are some little bits. I've accumulated some and didn't know where to put them, so I'm just putting them in this leave notice:

Hey! Welcome! As a demon, whether you have your own unique faith or still belong to primordial Chaos, we congratulate you on forming—and, for the time being, retaining—a personality amid the Warp's immense malice.

Now then, as a symbol of intelligence within the Warp, to ensure the Warp's flourishing prosperity and your personal safety as a demon, I present this handbook to you. Please be sure to follow it. If you violate it—you may die horribly, or perhaps nothing at all will happen—but I advise you to follow it.

It handed you a small booklet with a white hard plastic cover. When you opened it, you found that the writing inside was iridescent, with no black or gold.

Some of the writing was blurry. You could not tell whether it had been altered or had always been that way—because the characters squirmed like amoebas.

Warp Handbook

1. The Warp is absolutely safe. You can only be killed by those who use Psychic Power.

2. If you wish to leave the Warp to hunt, beware of golden flames.

3. Golden flames are not all alike, but none of them can be trusted. For the sake of your plans or your life, you may cooperate with golden flames.

4. Stay away from Baal.

5. 5? 5. Greedy gold is more reliable.

6. The entrances and exits of Slaanesh's former palace are under repair. Do not pass through there.

7. Mushrooms have recently been growing in the