Free Easter Egg Bonus + Continuing Hiatus for Another Month
(Warning: written chaotically)
Hades?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first alarm of the morning came from the red-skinned Ogryn shrieking beside the restaurant refrigerator. Magnus's scream was deafening, and after a bout of despairing tremors, the crystal chandelier on the ceiling burst with a crack!
"I don't think he'll be responding to you for the time being."
Sanguinius, seated at the dining table, said mildly as he swirled the cup in his hand. It was not filled with milk, however, but some sort of crimson liquid.
Across from Sanguinius, Horus, who looked markedly more mature and composed, smiled. The bald primarch was holding a slice of toast, tearing pieces off and eating them.
"They're more accustomed to... nocturnal activities. Magnus, he probably can't hear you calling him right now?"
"The Greenskin culture dishes I had growing in the fridge have all gone completely inactive!!!! Hades—it was Hades who killed them?!!! I get it—I know what happened—that idiot went looking for food last night and licked all over my culture dishes with his damned tongue!!!"
Cough!
Horus, who was eating toast, suddenly choked violently. Presumably because his toast had come from the refrigerator, and he now knew it might have picked up a bit of mushroom flavor.
"I don't think you should have kept Greenskin culture dishes in the refrigerator. Otherwise, how are we supposed to fight a Greenskin every time we open the fridge?"
The front door opened, and the Khan, back from his morning run, remarked casually. He walked straight into the kitchen, poured himself a glass of cold water, and patted the petrified Magnus on the shoulder.
As the Khan filled his first glass, the clock on the wall struck eight. Sounds came from the staircase leading down from the second floor,