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Douluo: My Martial Soul Is Greninja, and Tang San Is Stunned
Chapter 96

A Two-Million Severance Fee, and a Feather Duster for Sweeping Away Filth

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The vermilion main gate of the Star Luo Empire's palace, covered with thick copper sheets and inlaid with eighty-one large copper nails, was smashed in half by Tai Long wielding a cast iron sledgehammer with a loud "bang".

Inside the main hall of the palace, the old emperor of the Star Luo Empire sat on the dragon throne, his face ashen. Below him stood the eldest prince Dai Weisi, and Zhu Zhuyun, both of them with their Soul Power taut. Behind them followed dozens of royal assassins, a fierce battleground set up for a bloody struggle for imperial power and fratricide.

As soon as Dai Mubai shows his face, they will follow the ancestral rules and wage a life-or-death battle for the throne.

Result.

Outside the main hall, Dai Mubai, shirtless, swaggered across the broken threshold, followed by Ling Yun, hands in his pockets and half a cucumber stick dangling from his mouth. Ning Rongrong, carrying a large leather ledger, strolled in as if she were browsing a market.

"Dai Mubai! You coward who deserted the battlefield, how dare you come back to die?"

Dai Weisi glared, displaying the majesty of the First Prince, and pointed at Dai Mubai's nose, cursing, "Now that we've entered this hall, according to the rules of our ancestors, only one of us can leave alive!"

"Damn your mother's death. I'm here today to resign and leave the company."

Dai Mubai picked at his ear with his little finger, then flicked the earwax he'd picked out onto the ground, completely ignoring his cheap older brother.

Ling Yun strolled to the middle of the main hall, plopped down on the stool that Tai Long had just brought over, munched on cucumber strips, and gestured with his chin toward Ning Rongrong: "Rongrong, settle accounts with these well-behaved imperial relatives."

"Okay!"

Ning Rongrong placed the large abacus on her lap, opened the account book, and her crisp voice echoed throughout the hall:

"Boss Dai voluntarily relinquished his right to inherit the Star Luo Empire throne! But even between brothers, accounts must be settled clearly. As a prince, he owes you for the royal share dividends he hasn't received over the past decade, the mental anguish he's endured while living in fear, and the depreciation costs of the master bedroom in the East Palace that you Dai Weisi, have been hoarding for all these years!"

Ning Rongrong pulled at the abacus beads with her little hands and loudly announced the numbers:

"Two million Gold Soul Coin in total! Pay up, and we'll leave; or we'll tear down all the glazed tiles of your Star Luo Imperial Palace to pay off our debt!"

The main hall was deathly silent.

The old emperor of the Star Luo Empire sat on the dragon throne, his mouth twitching so much that he almost plucked out a handful of his beard.

What kind of nonsense is this?!

How did the brutal power struggles for the throne, which have lasted for thousands of years, become, in the mouths of these bandits, a ridiculous debt of gangsters coming to their door demanding compensation for lost youth and severance pay?!

"How dare you! You're causing trouble in the Star Luo Imperial Palace!"

Enraged by these words, Dai Weisi's joints cracked, and a massive white tiger phantom leaped out from behind him, its five Soul Ring —two yellow, two purple, and one black—shining brightly. "I'll cripple you, you bastard, first!"

Dai Weisi roared and, relying on his superior Soul Power, charged straight at Dai Mubai's face, enveloped in a violent gale!

But Dai Mubai stood still, not even a single white hair from his Martial Soul Possession shone out.

Just as Dai Weisi's tiger claws were about to scratch his face, Dai Mubai stomped on the blue bricks under his feet and shattered them, unleashing a burst of murderous intent as sharp as ice shards from the Hell Road!

Divine Slaughter's Domain!

Dai Weisi felt as if he had crashed into an ancient iceberg, his Soul Power frozen solid by the malevolent aura that had crawled out of a pile of corpses.

Just as he was momentarily stunned...

Dai Mubai's thick, iron-like arm, honed by Ling Yun's training with a thousand-pound iron lock and a waterfall, would deliver a solid slap Sturdy the face when swung in a wide arc!

"Smack!!"

That slap was incredibly crisp!

Dai Weisi didn't even utter a sound before half his cheek collapsed, and his mouthful of teeth gushed out, mixed with blood. The majestic White Tiger Martial Soul behind him was slapped back into his stomach by this slap, and he flew out like a broken sack, crashing down like a dead dog at the bottom of the dragon throne steps!

"Weisi!!"

Zhu Zhuyun screamed, a hint of resentment flashing in her eyes. Taking advantage of the chaos caused by Dai Weisi being knocked away, she transformed into a dark afterimage, launching the Hell Stab, silently circling behind and delivering a deadly blow to Zhu Zhuqing's back!

"You little bitch, die!"

Zhu Zhuqing maintained her Bingbing expression, her feet planted firmly on the ground, not even glancing back.

She reached behind her waist with her right hand, but instead of pulling out the boning knife, she pulled out a golden "angel feather duster" that emitted a dazzling, holy white light!

The Six-Winged Angel's main feather plucked from Qian Renxue's wings!

Zhu Zhuqing flipped her wrist, gripped the duster handle, and slapped the dark figure behind her!

"Sizzle--!"

The Six-Winged Angel's unreasonable holy purification pressure was like boiling oil being poured on snow when it clashed with Zhu Zhuyun's Netherworld Shadow Soul Power. Zhu Zhuyun's Soul Skill didn't even make a sound before it was swept to shreds by the feather duster!

The golden feather duster Sturdy Zhu Zhuyun's alluring face squarely, leaving several bright red, swollen welts. She writhed on the ground, screaming in agony, clutching her face.

Zhu Zhuqing put away the feather duster, her face cold, and uttered a knife-like remark:

"The expert said this duster is specifically for sweeping up stubborn dirt."

Two moves.

The eldest prince and his wife of the Star Luo Empire, one was slapped so hard his teeth were knocked out, and the other was slapped so hard his face was swollen, they were lying on the ground like two puddles of mud, groaning.

Ling Yun spat out the cucumber butt in his mouth, stood up, and strolled to the bottom steps of the dragon throne.

He nudged Dai Weisi's head with his toe, tilted his chin up, and looked at the trembling old emperor of the Star Luo Empire, who was slumped on the dragon throne, a bandit-like smile spreading across his face.

"Old man, do you see that now? You've ruined those two accounts."

"Two million in 'withdrawal fee,' pay up now. Otherwise, I'll hang these two pieces of trash on the weather vane at the gate of your palace, so the whole city can see the backbone of your Star Luo Imperial Family."

At the same time.

Outside Sea God Island, in the pitch-black mud pit of the Ten Thousand Demons Trench.

Tang San was shirtless, his body swollen from being soaked in the water, and the sour, rotten smell of old seagull droppings mixed with the salty, bitter seawater kept pouring into his nostrils.

He clutched a few rotten clam shells tightly in his hands, his inner rage almost breaking him apart from the torment.

A great mission is about to be entrusted to him...

Tang San's eyes rolled back in the water as he mechanically picked at the black Pearl in the crack of the rock, while numbly reciting sour words in his mind.

Just then, the surrounding black water suddenly began to churn violently!

A nauseating, pungent smell of the sea, mixed with a huge, dark shadow, slowly moved out from the depths of the trench.

A 100,000-year-old Sea Soul Beast!

Tang San's Purple Demon Eye suddenly narrowed, and a surge of wild joy instantly welled up in his heart!

According to the plot of the story, encountering a 100,000-year-old Sea Soul Beast in the deep sea is sure to bring great opportunities! It might be a beautiful mermaid, or Cassiopeia left underwater by the Sea God, who has taken a liking to Tang San's proud spirit and is about to give him a cheat code!

Tang San was so excited that his whole body trembled. He quickly struck what he thought was a dashing pose, held his breath, and stared intently at the dark figure.

The dark figure slowly approached.

Result.

There are no mermaids!

What arrived was a deep-sea monster, a female sea cucumber as big as two large brick houses, covered in dense, grayish-white barnacles and toad-like bumps! Also known as the giant slug!

This thing looks extremely ugly, with its fat body dripping slime, and two fleshy tentacles probing back and forth in the water.

Unfortunately, the female sea cucumber monster's tentacles, following the Water Flow, caught a whiff of Tang San's fermenting seagull droppings, along with the sour, sweaty smell of not having showered for days.

The mother sea cucumber monster's two tiny, bean-sized eyes suddenly emitted an extremely frenzied green light!

In the deep sea, this extremely sour, rotten smell is like the most domineering and Attract male hormone in the world to the female sea cucumber! She's in heat!

"Gurgle--!!"

The female sea cucumber monster let out an excited cry, opened its huge mouth, and Spit Up a large ball of thick, viscous, grayish-green mucus with long strands, which completely enveloped Tang San, who was eagerly awaiting his Sturdy!

Tang San had no chance to struggle; he was instantly wrapped in a thick cocoon by the snot-like slime, with only his head sticking out.

The suffocating, putrid, slimy sludge from dead fish was being forced into his nose and mouth.

The female sea cucumber monster stretched out two large tentacles, hugged Tang San's waist tightly like a young maiden, turned her plump buttocks around, and excitedly dragged her newly chosen "top-quality male concubine" straight to the black mud cave at the innermost part of the deep sea trench, preparing to go back to her nest to carry out the important life event of interspecies marriage.

"Ugh... gulp... no... help..."

Tang San was so covered in slime that he couldn't even utter a complete sentence. His eyes stared desperately at the Pearl Sea, which was getting further and further away from him.

What master of Hidden Weapon, what Asura?

Everything melted completely in the mucus of this female sea cucumber monster in heat, turning into a pool of cross-species sludge that could not be heard from heaven or earth.

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