Douluo Parodies: Grandmaster’s Cringe-Worthy Peace Sign Goes Viral!
Chapter 24

Bibi Dong Becomes Big Slut Dong! At the Same Table as Sao Gang! Qian Renxue Was Terrified!

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Qian Renxue finally saw through it. This livestream was doing this on purpose!!

From the moment Bibi Dong had been selected, she had already been factored into its scheme!

"Shameless!"

Qian Renxue was almost frantic enough to cry.

Though she had spent years playing Xue Qinghe, she was still an untouched maiden. How could she endure such humiliation?!

Even if this was not a live performance, given the livestream's powers, the Qian Renxue in the painting would undoubtedly be utterly lifelike, identical to her in every way.

Not even a single hair would be missing.

Even if it was not her real body performing, once Gu Xingzhou had seen everything, what difference would that make?

And of all people, Gu Xingzhou was the very person who made her burn with jealousy and envy!

Not only had she become the Blonde-Haired Loser in the contest against Gu Xingzhou for her mother, but now she would also have to expose her most disgraceful side before him!

Such humiliation! How could she bear it?!

But what could she do?

Even if she flew to Spirit Hall right now, she could not stop any of this.

"Gu Xingzhou must die!"

Qian Renxue made up her mind.

If Gu Xingzhou really performed the Tang Sect Thirteen Needles on her, she would kill him!

Even if Bibi Dong tried to stop her, she would show no mercy!

This was simply too mortifying...

If Gu Xingzhou did not die, she honestly had no idea how she could ever face him!

No matter how handsome he was, no matter how perfectly he suited her tastes, she simply could not accept meeting him this way!

If only he had not fought her for her mother, if only he had not performed the Tang Sect Thirteen Needles on her-if they had simply met normally, she would most likely have been very fond of Gu Xingzhou.

Unfortunately, there was no such "if only"...

Meanwhile, once the livestream's viewers learned that Qian Renxue had also suffered the backlash of lone bamboo's deadly poison, their anticipation shot through the roof!

[Absolutely incredible! This Fanfiction Livestream really fucking knows how to put on a show!!]

[It catches me off guard every single time!]

[A development I never could have imagined!]

[I thought Qian Renxue was only here as a prop to make Bibi Dong feel more ashamed!]

[Who knew she'd be joining her at the table-oh, wait, in bed!]

[A family has to be together, all present and accounted for, huh!]

[Damn it, there's no plot like this in the original!!]

[You're just jealous!]

[Who the fuck wouldn't be jealous?!]

[Say, the livestream brought Qian Renxue out right now. Its intentions don't need explaining, do they?]

[She'll be in the next version pack! I'm definitely voting for her!]

[What a shame. Can I temporarily uninstall my dick and go take a look at the Women's Channel? Just one look!]

[o(╥﹏╥)o]

[Elite Livestream Room]

[Ning Rongrong: This livestream is absolutely terrifying...]

[Bai Chenxiang: Only now do I understand what the livestream said when it arrived: traumatize everyone to death!]

[Bai Chenxiang: We're doomed, we're doomed. Looking at it this way, not a single person in our Elite Livestream Room will escape... It's only a matter of time...]

[Bai Chenxiang: o(╥﹏╥)o]

[Liu Erlong: ...]

[Zhao Wuji: Is it too late for me to leave Shrek Academy?]

[Ma Hongjun: ...I just remembered, we don't have a single woman at Shrek... If one of us gets picked...]

[Oscar: And with my martial soul... It'll probably be hard for me to escape getting the fanfiction treatment...]

[Dai Mubai: How about we disband Shrek on the spot...]

[Flender: You're scared?]

[Zhao Wuji: ??? Who wouldn't be scared? Who exactly are you hoping to give emergency treatment to?!]

[Flender: Can't you take the long view? Didn't Gu Xingzhou get involved with Spirit Hall while he was at Notting Academy?]

[Ning Rongrong: ???]

[Ning Rongrong: First of all, stay away from me!!!!]

[Ning Fengzhi: Don't go near my daughter! Otherwise, I'll destroy Shrek, whatever the cost!]

[Flender: Heh, you've even picked up Xiaogang's tricks. Shrek is just a rundown school with a handful of people anyway. Destroy it if you want. What do I have to fear? If you're willing to pay us a little, we'll tear it down ourselves for you to watch.]

While everyone was busy discussing it, inside the painting...

Qian Renxue finally could not hold on any longer and collapsed unconscious beside Bibi Dong.

She had successfully drawn out half the deadly poison inside Bibi Dong, but that half had ended up in her own body.

Gu Xingzhou wore a helpless expression, yet inwardly he was immensely satisfied as he looked at the two women. He straightened Qian Renxue out and laid her on Bibi Dong's right, then began preparing for the Tang Sect Thirteen Needles, starting with Bibi Dong.

She was the main course, after all, the lead actress in this performance. Qian Renxue could not be allowed to steal the host's thunder.

These Tang Sect Thirteen Needles were Gu Xingzhou's punishment for Bibi Dong.

Strictly speaking, from the moment Bibi Dong had threatened him in the Elite Livestream Room, every subsequent script had been a punishment he had meticulously planned for her.

But most importantly, it was for the entertainment value, and for after the performance... If he could win the popularity showdown, Bibi Dong's punishment would become a life-saving card he could play.

Once his preparations were complete, Gu Xingzhou looked at Bibi Dong and could not help marveling. She truly lived up to her status as the former Holy Maiden and current Pope!

Her mature charms had certainly not faded.

But compared with Bibi Dong, Gu Xingzhou preferred the untouched Qian Renxue beside her. That was why none of the scripts he had written for Bibi Dong had let her take liberties with him.

Only if Qian Renxue was included in a buy-one-get-one-free deal might Gu Xingzhou consider Bibi Dong, but that was a matter for later.

To Bibi Dong, even these brief moments of Gu Xingzhou moving about were sheer torment!

Unlike Qian Renxue, this was her actual body. She herself was lying here in the flesh!

What drove her to despair was that she did not dislike Gu Xingzhou overstepping his bounds. Instead, she rather enjoyed it... That would be hard to conceal, especially when the eleventh needle came later. Those female viewers would surely pick up on the signs, then mock her mercilessly!

When that happened, she, the lofty Pope of Spirit Hall, would lose every last shred of dignity!

Just as Bibi Dong was on the verge of breaking down,

Gu Xingzhou finally began administering the needles to her. First came the first needle, then the second... When he reached the eleventh and the painting's viewpoint switched, Bibi Dong wanted to cry but had no tears!

Sure enough, the livestream's viewers began mocking her.

Fortunately, it was on the separate Women's Channel, so none of the male viewers could see it.

[Tsk, tsk. Who would have thought, Bibi Dong!]

[You really do have designs on Gu Xingzhou!]

[Old Dong really is grazing on tender young grass!]

[How are these Tang Sect Thirteen Needles a punishment? They're obviously a reward!]

[Bibi Dong! We're all women here. You can't fool us!]

[She's actually enjoying herself!]

[The evidence is piled mountain-high now. What excuses could she possibly make?]

[Hmph, some Pope. Always strutting around with her nose in the air, but she's no different from us!]

[No, I think she can sit right at the same table as Big Sao Gang!]

As she watched the mocking comments, Bibi Dong's self-esteem shattered all over the floor...

The livestream had long since dragged her dignity as Pope into the dirt and trampled it away.

"Ah..."

As the eleventh needle pierced her, Bibi Dong felt excruciating pain course through her body, and a scream rang out in her heart!

When the eleventh needle was finished, Bibi Dong trembled all over and spat out a huge mouthful of poisoned blood!

Then came the twelfth needle and the thirteenth. At last, the Tang Sect Thirteen Needles were complete.

Now it was Qian Renxue's turn to be nervous.

After seeing what her mother had suffered, she no longer had the heart to be angry. Instead, she began to feel afraid...

Afraid that she, too, would reveal such a disgraceful side of herself, just like her mother...

Especially in front of Gu Xingzhou. Even if it was not real... She feared that when she tried to kill him later, she would not even have the face to look at him...

After finishing Bibi Dong's treatment, Gu Xingzhou turned his gaze to Qian Renxue.

Qian Renxue's heart instantly gave a frightened lurch...

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