Douluo Parodies: Grandmaster’s Cringe-Worthy Peace Sign Goes Viral!
Chapter 32

Father-Son Match! Tang Hao vs. Tang San!!

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During the ten seconds of preparation time, Bibi Dong immediately recovered from Gu Xingzhou's good looks and looked at the countdown ticking down second by second.

She no longer cared about any sense of shame or the gaze of the hundred thousand spectators in front of the stage, directly imitating the peace-sign posture Gangzi had used earlier.

The only difference was the addition of rolling her eyes.

At this moment, Bibi Dong's pride was thoroughly trampled into pieces... The dignified Pope of Spirit Hall had now completely become a clown, a shameless woman.

Meanwhile.

While Bibi Dong was busy making a peace sign, Gu Xingzhou had not forgotten his task either, immediately assisting Bibi Dong in performing squats.

This was a posture that extremely tested basic skills.

If the lower stance was unstable, he would immediately collapse to the ground under Bibi Dong's pressure.

After the first squat.

In order to quickly complete the second, Gu Xingzhou rose at high speed.

As for Bibi Dong, she was busy making a peace sign and was worrying that rolling her eyes was a bit difficult, but unexpectedly, Gu Xingzhou's assist made it effortless for her.

[666, this Bibi Dong isn't even pretending anymore!]

[Who can possibly withstand this!]

[If it were me, I wouldn't do any better either!]

[Damn it, when will we lucky viewers get to act in an episode too?]

[Who would have thought that Gu Xingzhou is not only pleasing to the eye, but also useful!]

On the other side, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were equally unwilling to fall behind, rapidly squatting.

Yu Xiaogang suddenly seized three seconds to say to Tang San, "Little San, Teacher is preparing to let out a fart to interfere with them, do not panic!"

"Ah?"

Tang San froze.

Yet now was not the time to hesitate, and Yu Xiaogang was not ambiguous in the slightest, directly letting out a fart with a bang!

This was also the result of Yu Xiaogang secretly training in the middle of the night for the past two and a half days in order to become the Fart God. Normally, he still needed to summon Luo Sanpao, but now he was able to control his flatulence on his own.

"Ugh..."

Tang San was first blasted by the attack, then choked to the point of wanting to vomit.

On the other side, Bibi Dong and Gu Xingzhou inwardly cursed Yu Xiaogang for his shamelessness.

Fortunately, Bibi Dong's soul power was high, and she directly used her soul power to block the entry of Yu Xiaogang's stinky fart into her respiration.

Only then was she able to focus on squatting.

[Geez, there's even a stinky fart attack?]

[Is this Gangzi too vicious?]

[Truly worthy of being the Fart God! He can release a fart whenever he wants!]

[Is this the livestream room making a fuss? How can anyone release them at will?]

[666, your phrase about the livestream room making a fuss completely negates Gangzi's hard work!]

[How would you know how much effort he paid for this fart?]

[So touching! So inspirational!]

[Gangzi, hang in there! Defeat that slut Bibi Dong!]

On the stage, both Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang had their squat counts displayed above their heads.

Yu Xiaogang: 30.

Bibi Dong: 32.

Meanwhile, the countdown had less than 10 seconds remaining.

Seeing this scene, Tang San instantly burned his soul power and physical strength, secretly operating the Mysterious Heaven Skill to accelerate his squats.

In the span of just a few seconds, he achieved a counter-overtaking, reaching 33.

This was a method Tang San had intentionally reserved, choosing not to use it right at the start.

Instead, he waited until time was almost up to catch Gu Xingzhou and the others off guard.

Viewing the count above Yu Xiaogang's head through the scroll in her mind, Bibi Dong panicked on the spot.

She hurriedly urged Gu Xingzhou while coordinating her squat, "Xingzhou, a bit faster..."

"Alright."

Gu Xingzhou lived up to expectations, racing against time to speed up and frantically thrusting against Bibi Dong.

Tang San possessed the Mysterious Heaven Skill, but Gu Xingzhou was already at level 20 after all, and his physical fitness crushed Tang San's.

Finally...

[The countdown has ended.]

[The match has ended!]

[Yu Xiaogang's squat count: 40]

[Bibi Dong's squat count: 41]

[Bibi Dong wins.]

[This penalty has concluded!]

[The performance candidates for tomorrow's livestream will be drawn shortly.]

"We won..."

Seeing this scene, Bibi Dong felt a sense of relief wash over her.

Her entire body went limp in Gu Xingzhou's embrace...

There was no helping it.

With a full 41 squats, coupled with the surveillance of one hundred thousand people, she had long since been unable to bear it.

At this moment, she actually felt somewhat reluctant to leave Gu Xingzhou's embrace. For so many years, she had always held the position of Pope, and no one dared to approach her; she had never experienced an embrace like this.

Right now, one of her eyes was actually brimming with tears...

"Well done."

Bibi Dong did not forget to offer praise.

On the other side, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang both wore dark expressions, for they had still failed.

Yet Yu Xiaogang had seen all sorts of great storms and waves, immediately adjusting his mindset as he encouraged Tang San once more, "A single failure is nothing. Anyway, we wouldn't get any rewards even if we won, so just treat it as a workout."

"Mn."

Tang San nodded, yet inwardly he remained extremely unwilling. Clearly, he had even employed the Mysterious Heaven Skill, yet he had still lost.

[Gu Xingzhou has won this round and will participate in the Popularity Vote PK alongside the candidate personnel.]

[The candidates for the next round of popularity voting have been randomly drawn!]

[The roster is as follows]

[Gu Xingzhou: Adopted son of Bibi Dong, Honorary Holy Son of Spirit Hall.]

[Xue Qinghe: Eldest prince of the Heaven Dou Empire.]

[Tang Hao: Blacksmith of Holy Soul Village, biological father of Tang San.]

[Tang San: Direct disciple of Yu Xiaogang, biological son of Tang Hao!]

[Everyone, please actively cast the popularity votes in your hands!]

[???]

[Eldest prince of the Heaven Dou Empire? Rule this one out first, I still want to keep my life; nobody dares to choose this...]

[What if Emperor Xue Ye flies into a rage? That would be the end of it.]

[As for Gu Xingzhou, I am truly green with envy. He has it way too good; if he is allowed to win another round, wouldn't he ascend to the heavens?]

[Although his segments are indeed pleasing to the eye and don't burn one's heart with frustration to watch, we can't let him be too comfortable either! If he's comfortable, I'm miserable!]

[Besides, Bibi Dong won't kill him anymore, so there's no need for the livestream room's protection.]

[As for this so-called Tang Hao... Hm? Tang San's biological father?]

[Oh? A father-son match still?]

[This is good!]

[Gangzi has played the role of Tang San's dad for so long, and now his real dad has finally arrived! I wonder if Gangzi will get jealous?]

[Guaranteed, Gangzi didn't hesitate to destroy Spirit Hall at all costs for Tang San's sake! Does this biological father of his, Tang Hao, who is merely a village blacksmith, dare to do the same?]

[What a pity Gangzi isn't among the options, otherwise I'd really vote for Tang Hao and Gangzi.]

At this moment, Tang Hao, who was currently at Notting Academy, felt a sudden surge of unease upon seeing his own name and the discussion in the livestream room.

The thing he feared the most had finally arrived...

He was not afraid of his identity being exposed, but rather that he too would end up like Yu Xiaogang and Bibi Dong...

[The countdown has ended!]

[This round of voting has ended!]

[The popularity vote results are announced!]

[Gu Xingzhou: 10 million votes]

[Xue Qinghe: 1 million votes]

[Tang Hao: 50 million votes]

[Tang San: 20 million votes]

[A total of 81 million people across the entire continent participated in the vote, with the remaining 19 million abstaining]

[The current cumulative popularity value of the Fanfiction Livestream is: 435 million. Upon reaching 1 cumulative billion, the livestream room tier can be upgraded once more! Brand-new features will be unlocked! Everyone, please actively cast the popularity votes in your hands!]

[Winners of this round: Tang Hao, Tang San]

[The livestream room is about to close, please look forward to tomorrow's livestream!]

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