Douluo Parodies: Grandmaster’s Cringe-Worthy Peace Sign Goes Viral!
Chapter 34

Hu Liena Blocks the Way to Test Him! Her Charm Turns into a Farting Luo Sanpao! She's Devastated!

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"Alright, many thanks to Ghost Elder grandpa."

Gu Xingzhou said.

"Since time is pressing, I need to fly back, so during this time His Highness the Holy Son will have to wrong himself by hugging this old man."

Ghost Elder said.

At this time, Wang Sheng and the others from Dorm Seven had long since run off in fright, and only the two of them were left in the room.

Ghost Elder brought Gu Xingzhou outside and immediately spread his wings.

Thus, under the envious gazes of all the teachers and students at Notting Academy, Gu Xingzhou flew toward the sky.

On the Douluo Continent, Titled Douluos basically all possessed the ability to fly, but they were not necessarily all able to fly freely. Ordinary Titled Douluos could only achieve short-duration hovering and short-distance airborne movement, unable to support long-duration, long-distance autonomous flight.

Only top powerhouses close to a Limit Douluo could achieve longer flights through extremely strong soul power control.

Most of the time, they needed to rely on soul skills, soul bone skills, or external objects to achieve flight.

As for Ghost Elder, he belonged to the category whose Martial Soul possessed wings, so flying was effortless for him. Chrysanthemum Douluo could only rely on running, which was also the reason why Bibi Dong sent Ghost Elder to fetch Gu Xingzhou.

Fast enough.

Because he was in a rush to head back, Ghost Elder was even faster than when he came. His soul power erupted at full strength, and in half a day, they had already reached Spirit City.

It was already dusk by this time.

The massive Spirit City lay beneath his feet.

The main city of Spirit Hall was named Spirit City. Spirit City was built surrounding a hill, located at the junction of the two great empires, and neither of the two great empires had jurisdiction over it.

Within Spirit City sat the Papal Hall, Douluo Hall, and Elder Hall, which symbolized the most supreme aspects of Spirit Hall.

The density of soul masters in the city was extremely high, and Spirit Hall members had strict clothing ranks, along with knights and guards who protected the Papal Hall.

Even viewed from above, one could feel that the overall atmosphere was solemn, grave, and intensely religious, completely unrelated to bustle and noise.

When Gu Xingzhou appeared, the soul masters in the city raised their heads one after another, faintly hearing someone point toward the sky and whisper, "Is that Lord Ghost Elder... The one he is carrying should be that Honorary Holy Son Gu Xingzhou, right?"

Following closely behind were countless envious gazes.

The difference between an Honorary Holy Son and a Holy Son was that an Honorary Holy Son was merely a status, whereas a Holy Son and Holy Maiden were already being nurtured as crown heirs and possessed actual authority.

Yet no one would look down on Gu Xingzhou for this, because Gu Xingzhou was simultaneously the adopted son of Pope Bibi Dong.

Just based on Bibi Dong's gaze in the live broadcast, which practically pulled at the heartstrings, nobody would dare provoke Gu Xingzhou even without any status.

However, there were exceptions.

For instance, at this very moment, Gu Xingzhou had just arrived with Ghost Elder in front of the Papal Hall.

A young girl blocked their path.

She was exceptionally beautiful, possessing a pair of fox-like, charming eyes that were extremely alluring. Her gaze circulated around Gu Xingzhou with a smiling expression.

As a transmigrator, Gu Xingzhou naturally recognized her. She was none other than Bibi Dong's direct disciple, Hu Liena, one of the geniuses in Spirit Hall known as the Golden Generation, though she was probably only around twelve years old right now and was not yet the Holy Maiden.

Now that he had become the Honorary Holy Son, her prospects as the future Holy Maiden were probably ruined.

"As expected of the Honorary Holy Son chosen by Teacher, this real person is even better-looking than seeing him in the live broadcast."

"It's just that I wonder how your strength is. With a ten-thousand-year First Soul Ring, I really can't help wanting to ask for some pointers."

"Ghost Grandpa, you won't stop me, will you?"

Hu Liena said half-coquettishly.

Ghost Elder stopped in his tracks, a trace of helplessness appearing on his cold face for the first time: "Alright, Nana, keep it to a friendly spar and absolutely do not hurt His Highness the Holy Son, otherwise His Holiness the Pope will scold this old man."

"It'll be fine. Teacher is definitely very curious about what on earth his Martial Soul is. Let me introduce myself, Your Highness the Holy Son. My name is Hu Liena, and I am His Holiness the Pope's direct disciple. From now on, we'll be interacting frequently."

Hu Liena smiled.

"Are you sure you want to fight me?"

Gu Xingzhou did not feel the slightest sense of being offended by Hu Liena blocking his way. Instead, he tried hard to keep a straight face as he asked seriously.

"Of course~"

"Your Highness the Holy Son, you must go easy on Nana later~ This is still my first time... fighting a soul master with a ten-thousand-year First Soul Ring~"

A sweet voice full of charm rang in his ears.

While Hu Liena spoke, two yellow soul rings rose from the bottom up beneath her feet, rotating slowly.

A translucent phantom of a demon fox emerged behind her, its slender fox eyes half open and half closed, its tails slowly swaying behind her.

It was precisely the Demon Fox Martial Soul. As Hu Liena grew fox ears and a fox tail, her yellow First Soul Ring lit up.

Instantly, a circle of pinkish-purple light bloomed in the depths of her pupils, but Gu Xingzhou stubbornly refused to look into her eyes.

This was Hu Liena's Charm Soul Skill. If their eyes met, given her soul power level as a two-ring soul master, she would be completely capable of turning him head over heels in infatuation.

Hu Liena's reaction was also extremely fast. Knowing that Gu Xingzhou deliberately avoided it, she had already shifted her lotus steps.

Before Gu Xingzhou could even react, he caught a whiff of a faint, pleasant fragrance. Hu Liena had already closed in right in front of him, and one of her hands pinched his chin, trying to force him to make eye contact with her...

Now's the chance.

Gu Xingzhou thought to himself. The Joy Mask instantaneously materialized in his hand, and then he swiftly slapped it onto Hu Liena's backside.

"Ah?"

Hu Liena stared at Gu Xingzhou in disbelief. She never dreamed that Gu Xingzhou would use such a hooligan-like attacking method, and this single strike made her blush with shame.

Had it been anyone else, she would have inevitably flown into a rage, but with Gu Xingzhou's face doing such a thing, she felt not a shred of disgust.

Yet she was well-trained after all. Due to the characteristics of her Martial Soul, she had begun receiving specialized charm training from a very young age. Her astonishment lasted only a fleeting moment before she continued to urge her soul power to retaliate, however...

When she urged her soul power once again, the change was neither in her eyes nor was her soul power in the palms of her hands.

Her mouth uncontrollably let out a delicate cry: "Fart like thunder, Thunderous Luo Sanpao!"

The next second, Luo Sanpao appeared out of thin air, and a concentrated blast of stinky gas spewed straight out of Luo Sanpao's muzzle!

Meanwhile, Gu Xingzhou had long exercised foresight, retreating over ten meters away and continuing to back up...

"???"

"???"

Hu Liena stared in disbelief at her own hands, as well as the Luo Sanpao ahead...

"Ugh, so stinky."

Hu Liena hurriedly covered her nose, unable to care about any etiquette anymore.

"Ghost Grandpa, what on earth is going on here?"

Hu Liena also immediately retracted her soul power and quickly ran away.

Meanwhile, Ghost Elder was also dumbfounded by the sight.

His reaction was even faster than Gu Xingzhou's, flying up into the high air at the very first moment. Only after the stinky gas dissipated did he descend from the sky.

He said in disbelief:

"It's the mask. His Highness the Holy Son's Martial Soul is a mask. He slapped the mask onto you, Nana, and then your soul skill changed."

The battle just now had naturally been seen clearly by Ghost Elder, but such a bizarre matter and strange Martial Soul was something he was witnessing for the very first time as well.

"Your Highness the Holy Son, could the soul skill of your Martial Soul actually replace an enemy's soul skill?"

Ghost Elder couldn't help asking.

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