Konoha's Crazy Dave
Chapter 110

Dave: Is this melon guaranteed ripe?

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Madara said nothing and let the player in the fifth slot take top lane. In his eyes, only the strong—excluding Dave players—deserved to set foot in top lane, and he still fell a little short.

He picked Tobirama for the jungle. Tobirama had wanted to try jungling with the newly released Black Zetsu, but he had no choice... he couldn't beat Madara Uchiha online or offline... so he could only try the newly released Kakuzu in mid lane...

Once the game started, Dave realized their opponents were the F4. Madara spotted Dave too.

They exchanged greetings in the game, then started playing seriously.

Dave looked at Hashirama in top lane, who had steamrolled straight through to their high ground... then looked at the Dave with a 0/15 score on the panel... veins bulged on his forehead... how badly he wanted to get up right now and give Kagami Uchiha a good beating... but then he remembered that Mangekyo of his, Infinite Feces Reading... forget it... he'd wait until Kagami went blind...

Then Dave's eyes shifted as an idea struck him, and he chuckled.

"Kagami, stop playing top. Hiruzen, swap lanes with Kagami and let him come mid," Dave instructed.

"Sure." Hiruzen was doing reasonably well, trading blows evenly with his opponent, so he had no objections.

"Kagami, you've got one job now: farm. Then stop the enemy from farming! Once you've cleared your wave, head into their jungle whenever you're free. Plant mushrooms in their jungle and ours," Dave continued.

"Dave, their jungler is Uncle Madara... doing this... Kagami only just got out of the hospital..." Hiruzen swallowed and quietly reminded Dave from beside him.

"Look at his panel. His score."

"Kagami, do exactly what Dave said, right now!"

"Sure! Watch how I make their jungler absolutely miserable with my

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