With no other choice, Dave took his father-in-law, Black Zetsu, the Disabled Old Man, and Kakuzu to the men's baths.
Black Zetsu had actually wanted to say that he could go to the women's baths too. He had lived for a thousand years—what hadn't he seen? After hearing that, the Auntie Group gave him a savage beating. All right, Black Zetsu had no more objections.
In the changing room.
Uchiha Masae's locker was next to the Disabled Old Man's, so the two ended up beside each other.
Silence settled over the room, broken only by the rustling of clothes being taken off and changed. Although the old man's legs were disabled, his hands worked just fine. He could still change his own clothes.
As Uchiha Masae changed, he casually glanced behind him and seemed to spot something...
"A little earthworm?"
"Uchiha Masae!! I'll kill you!!!" The Disabled Old Man finished changing at lightning speed and roared, his aged face flushed red.
He had lived for over sixty years and had never suffered such humiliation. This insult cut deeper than when his enemies had broken both his legs.
"Maruboshi Ohta, it's the truth. Why can't I say it?" Uchiha Masae's face was full of smiles. He had put up with this old man the entire trip, and at last he had a chance to get even.
Even though he was an old man himself...
"Uchiha Masae!!"
"Maruboshi Ohta!!"
Over on the other side, Dave, who was changing his clothes, seemed to hear an awfully familiar exchange... He shuddered violently...
He worked up his courage and poked his head toward the voices... only to see the two old men fighting. Worse still, his father-in-law hadn't even put his clothes on and was straddling the Disabled Old Man's wheelchair...
"Dave, what's happening