Uncle Madara, do you know what the Uchiha Girl Group is?

"Are you two screwing with me?"

Dave had been beaming with delight, ready to welcome the huge crowd of customers who would arrive any moment. Then he opened the doors and found not a single soul...

Dave stared at Danzo and Hiruzen beside him, utterly exasperated. This was what they meant by handing out all the flyers?

"...Ahem, ahem... Maybe the villagers just aren't interested in phones," Danzo said mildly, coughing awkwardly a couple of times.

"Right, right, right, right!" Hiruzen hurriedly Diandian nodded too.

"Bullshit! I knew I couldn't count on you two! Come on, ladies!" Dave gave each of them a kick, then clapped his hands.

Ten young Uchiha women emerged from behind the doors, dressed in sexy bunny-girl outfits with bunny ears on their heads. Holding stacks of flyers in one hand and phones in the other, they strode briskly out of the building.

"This!!! This!!! This is!!" Hiruzen gazed at all those pairs of Haku Thighs before him, his legs trembling involuntarily...

"I! I! I'm ashamed to be associated with the likes of you!" Even the usually cold-faced Danzo flushed scarlet at that moment. He hastily turned his head away and snapped under his breath.

"Just like I told you! Ten people, five pairs! Head north, south, east, west, and into the center of Konoha to promote the shop!" Dave clapped his hands and called out.

"Yes!"

The ten bunny girls charged into Konoha together...

Who knew what had happened in Konoha that day? Konoha Hospital suddenly had countless men showing symptoms of anemia, ranging from seventy-year-old grandpas all the way down to six-year-old Hiruzen. The hospital's revenue and expenditure for that single day almost matched half a year's worth... It gave the department heads and all the doctors and Nurses quite a fright.

"Dan!! Zang!! Let!! Let me down!! I!! I can still take it!! I can still watch!!!"

"..."

"I'm fine!! Discharge me!! It's only happening today!!"

"Father??? What are you doing here??"

"Holy shit, Hiruzen, what are you doing here too???"

The two looked at each other and fell silent...

Both Danzo and Hiruzen's mother had the same thought... Like father, like son... What followed was a thoroughly one-sided beating as Hiruzen's mother thrashed his father, Sasuke Sarutobi... Watching the brutal blows from the sidelines, Hiruzen and Danzo shuddered hard...

In the Hokage Office...

Hashirama stared with a headache at the emergency request for assistance sent over by Konoha's Medical Department... It stated that Konoha Hospital was packed from its front entrance all the way to the rooftop entrance. Without exception, every patient was Haku-faced, with blood streaming from his nose like a river...

Hashirama knew what had happened that day too... He had even sneaked a peek downstairs from the Hokage Office. Really, he had only watched for a billion little moments. Just a tiny billion moments.

It was only thanks to his Sage body that, while blood poured out above, it was replenished below...

"Hey, Madara, about what Dave did today... what should we do..." Hashirama rubbed his lower back, which felt unbearably sore that day.

"...As long as nobody dies. Besides, this isn't Dave's fault. He only wanted to advertise his little shop..." Madara replied on the other end of the phone.

"...I'm not blaming him... He's a child... But... how... how... how did that child come up with a method like this... Tobirama is searching the Village for you like a madman right now, shouting that you've been a bad influence on Dave..." Hashirama was speechless too... What had happened that day was neither entirely trivial nor truly serious.

Put seriously, it had disrupted the normal operations of Konoha's Medical Department. Put lightly, Dave had merely wanted to advertise his shop...

"Heh, is Konoha's Medical Department short on staff? Should I send some members of the Uchiha Clan to help?" Madara sneered. If that Haku-haired bastard actually dared to come, he would beat him so badly he would never be able to take care of himself again.

"That would be fine, but they absolutely have to be male clan members... Stories about the women of your Uchiha Clan are circulating all over the Village now..." Hashirama replied.

After a day of rumors spreading, the Village had branded the Uchiha women with all sorts of nasty labels, calling them loose and worse. Madara Uchiha had a headache over it too, and was currently dealing with the situation within the Uchiha Clan.

"Yes, I understand. I'll ask Dave in a bit. Since he caused this, I imagine he has a way to deal with it," Madara replied.

"Yes, ask the child," Hashirama replied before hanging up.

Since Dave had dared to do something like this in the Village, he surely had some way to Release the situation.

At the Senju Compound, Dave sat alone on the ground, bored, playing with the Peashooter. His dear old father had grounded him over the trouble he had caused in Konoha that day. If Hashirama, Madara, and Tobirama hadn't worked together to keep things under control, today's incident probably would have landed Dave in prison.

Just then, the phone in Dave's pocket vibrated. He took it out. Uncle Madara was calling.

"Hello, Uncle Madara," Dave greeted him first. He also wanted to feel out whether Uncle Madara was calling to criticize him or protect him. After all, it was the Uchiha Clan that had gotten into trouble today... Those ten bunny girls were still hiding in the compound, afraid to go out...

"Hmm, brat, do you have a way to Release the Uchiha Clan's situation?" Madara Uchiha asked on the other end of the phone.

"Of course! Hahahaha! Uncle Madara! Do you know what the Uchiha Girl Group is?"

"?????"

The next day, at the Uchiha Clan Compound, Dave had been bailed out of the Senju Compound and found Uncle Madara to explain the matter in detail.

"Uncle Madara, once we get this girl group going, forget whether it makes money or not—the village's opinion of the Uchiha Clan will definitely change!" Dave explained in detail how all of this would work... The more Madara listened, the brighter his eyes grew. He seemed extremely interested...

"Yes, this is worth trying. There are two problems, though. First, if we use phones to increase their exposure and recognition like you said, not everyone in the village has a phone right now." After listening to Dave ramble on for so long, Madara was already using some of the technical jargon quite fluently.

"That's not a problem. Roku has already developed something new. With that, even if nobody has a phone, they can still become a hit throughout Konoha," Dave said with a smile. Roku really was a genius! Just yesterday, Dave had still been wondering how to solve this problem, but in the early hours, Orochiroku had called to say he had finished developing that simple new invention.

That made everything afterward much easier. All they had to do was watch how he handled it!

"Hmm, the second problem. Once we have the Uchiha Girl Group, could we create an Uchiha Boy Group too, with me as the center! The village has been founded, Hashirama has become Hokage, and I don't have anything to do now," Madara said with a nod, sharing what he had in mind.

"???? Uncle Madara?? You want to Rise and Dance too???"