Today, Konoha was bustling with excitement.
It was the wedding day of Senju Dave, president of Konoha's Love Kidney Company and son of the Second. Of course, that wasn't something that made every villager happy. It even brought quite a few women to tears...
What made the villagers happy was that everything under the Love Kidney Company's umbrella was half off that day! Half off! Half off!! Important things had to be said three times! When the announcement played online, quite a few villagers truly wept with gratitude.
Half off!! Even the company's annual anniversary sale only offered ten percent off everything!! The reputation of the Black-Faced Buckle Ghost, Kakuzu, the Love Kidney Company's Finance Manager, had long since sunk deep into the hearts of Konoha's people. Yet today, he was actually willing to bleed money! Half off!! How moving!!
Dave and Kakuzu tearfully declared, "We're losing so much money..."
And so, the Love Kidney Company's sales skyrocketed that day... reaching one and a half times the total sales profits of the entire previous year...
They really were losing so much money...
At the wedding venue
"Beautiful Pig Delivery! Jijibo, his wife, and his son—a hundred pounds of pork!"
Kimima and Kakuzu, one small and one large, sat at the entrance in suits. Kimima accepted the gifts from the guests, while Kakuzu recorded them and called them out.
"Hahaha, congratulations on your wedding, Boss Dave!" Jijibo laughed as he slowly entered the venue with his wife and son.
Jijibo had already had a wife back when he was a bandit, as well as a son in his teens known as Little Piggy Hero. The boy loved buying lollipops in the village more than anything.
"Phew, good thing we're not late. Damn you, White-Hair. Aren't you usually quick when you steal