(A friendly reminder: some passages in this chapter may contain unpleasant sights and sounds. Please put down your food.)
"Okay, okay, Danzo, let's go. Ahem... what happened last time was probably an accident. It probably wasn't Master Niu's fault," Hiruzen hurriedly said, tugging at Danzo.
"...Fine." Danzo glanced at Hiruzen and slowly closed his eyes...
Soon, the four of them arrived at Gyuki Grilled Squid.
When Gyuki saw Shimura Danzō coming again, he stared at him with red light flashing in his eyes...
Danzo swallowed. I don't think... I did anything... why is he looking at me like that again...?
Sure enough, after the four finished eating and were walking down the street, Danzo suddenly felt a roar rising from his stomach...
"H-Hiruzen... I... I need to use the toilet..." Danzo looked at Hiruzen with a strained expression, then used the Body Flicker Technique to dash into the restroom.
"..." Hiruzen stared blankly at the spot where Danzo had suddenly vanished...
"Where did that stone-faced freak go?" Milu asked Hiruzen, looking at where Danzo had disappeared.
"His stomach's a little upset. He went to the toilet," Hiruzen explained with an awkward smile.
Just then, Hiruzen's phone rang.
"The wife comes first~ the husband comes second~" Hiruzen hurriedly pulled out his phone. Damn it, this blasted Love Kidney Phone keeps changing my ringtone to random nonsense.
"What is it, Danzo?" Hiruzen asked calmly, enduring the stares of the two women beside him.
"...Bring me some toilet paper... damn it... the public toilet's run out," came Danzo's furious voice.
Danzo was baffled too. Wasn't the toilet paper here restocked every day? With the usual daily traffic, it shouldn't run out. Which bastard had stolen it?
In the stall beside Danzo, someone glowing with a faint green light was clutching a pile of