[Was this the death of humanity, or the collapse of morality?]
[Today, a vicious brawl took place in Konoha. The two individuals involved were Lord Madara Uchiha, the current Uchiha Clan Leader, and Lord Hashirama Senju, the First. Lord Hashirama Senju has now been hospitalized. For further details, our reporter Ormo will investigate the situation and publish a more detailed account tomorrow.]
That was today's front page of the Love Kidney Newspaper. Madara looked at the name of the editor responsible. Ormo?
And so Kakuzu ended up in the hospital too. Dave brought some fruit to visit the two of them.
"Blade, how were our newspaper sales today?" Pig-Head Kakuzu asked excitedly, looking at Dave in front of him.
"Pretty good. Our profit margin went up several points. You deserve the credit this time. Big-time credit." Dave nodded and gave Kakuzu a thumbs-up as he lay in his hospital bed.
"Then... what about my medical expenses?"
"This was an organizational assignment, so it doesn't fall under the company's workers' compensation coverage. Yep." Dave smiled.
A moment later.
"What happened? Is something wrong?" A nurse passing outside seemed to hear glass shattering inside the hospital room and hurried in to ask.
"Nothing. A patient decided life wasn't worth living and jumped out the window." Dave shrugged and pointed at the broken window.
"..."
"Uncle, how are you doing?" Dave smiled, ignored the dumbstruck nurse, and carried the fruit over to the bed farther inside.
"Mmph, mmph..." Hashirama, whose entire face was wrapped in bandages, made muffled noises and nodded.
"Don't you heal really quickly...? It's already been a whole day. How come you still haven't recovered?" Dave asked in confusion.
Tears slowly seeped through the bandages over Hashirama's eyes... He pointed at the fruit basket beside him.
"Uh... got it..."
*Oh,