After yelling at Kagami for a while, Masae slowly calmed down.
"Phew... I'm done with this. I'm at the Hot Spring Pool with your Uncle Maruboshi Ohta. Don't bother me unless it's important. I heard Clan Leader Madara handled this, so you'd better pray for yourself when you get back. Oh, I've booked you a hospital bed, and I asked the clan leader to go easy on you. That's all I can do for you as your father. Right, goodbye."
"????? × N?" Kagami was dumbfounded. I only went out for a bit... How did I end up taking the blame and getting branded a beast in human clothing??
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Who would've thought? You look so refined, Kagami, but you actually... Sigh. I'm ashamed to associate with the likes of you." Since Masae had been roaring the entire time, Danzo and Hiruzen beside Kagami had heard everything perfectly clearly. Danzo shook his head and sighed.
"Shameless. Pervert. Animal. Kagami, just what kind of beast of burden are you??" "Ahem... Let me ask you something. When you steal... this... this sort of thing... is there some special technique to it? I read about something like this in the novel 'Miss Yui's xxxxx,' and, well, you..." Hiruzen first condemned Kagami with righteous indignation, then sidled up to him and awkwardly asked in a whisper.
Kagami answered them both with his Mangekyo, and neither dared make another peep.
At Konoha's Hot Spring Pool...
Masae looked at the phone in his hand, sighed helplessly, and shook his head. That damned Fifth Elder, Longyao, had used this incident to fleece him out of another meal. Damn it.
Kagami, you... Sigh. Forget it. This is the best I can do for you as your father.
I, Uchiha Masae, am truly a good father.
Kagami: