A short while later, in a certain warehouse.
"Now! We begin the first phase of our invasion of another world!" George stood on the platform, looking at the mass of zombies below as he shouted excitedly.
"Uhh~" The zombies stared blankly at him. They couldn't speak, but they could still make sounds. George understood what they meant.
"If we're going to unite this world, we'll need money to fund all our operations! I've already arranged the perfect job for you! Hauling dung! Believe me! Once you've hauled ten years' worth of this village's dung, we'll have enough money to rule the world!!" George roared passionately.
"Uhh~"
"Charge! Grab the carrying poles over there! Make a dash for Konoha's dung!!"
"Uhh~"
"Fucking get moving!"
"Uhh, uhh..." Most of the zombies were knock-kneed, so they walked exceptionally slowly...
George assigned every zombie a destination, and they all slowly shuffled out with their carrying poles. Watching them leave, George nodded in satisfaction.
World domination is just around the corner! But I still need to think of a way to get rid of that Dave kid. He can control them, which makes him a major obstacle on my path to ruling the world!
For the first time, Konoha was this lively. All sorts of bizarre-looking things appeared on the streets...
Meanwhile, a great battle was about to erupt...
"What does... needing to poop actually feel like..." Tobi squatted outside Widow Ueda's house in East Konoha, deep in thought.
"Tobi, why aren't you hauling dung?" A White Zetsu came out carrying dung and asked, looking at him in confusion.
"I'm wondering what it feels like to need to poop... Do you know?" Tobi looked up at him and asked.
"..." Speechless, the White Zetsu walked away with his load of dung.
Just then, a large