(A friendly warning: this chapter may contain some unpleasant imagery. Please put down whatever you're eating.)
At seven in the morning, Tobirama got out of bed, finished getting ready, and opened the front door.
Tobirama closed his eyes, ready to breathe in the fresh morning air. But after his first breath, something was wrong. Why did it smell so foul?
"Splat..." Suddenly, a lump of something fell from the doorframe and landed on Tobirama's white hair.
Tobirama trembled slightly... One shaking hand reached toward his head... Please don't let it be what I think it is...
Tobirama grabbed something sticky in his hair... His mind instantly went blank...
"Black Zetsu!!!" "George!!!"
At Dave's house.
"Mmm~ Good morning, Little Bunny!" Dave opened his bleary eyes, but the figure he expected to see beside him wasn't there.
Dave got dressed, made the bed, stretched, and slowly walked out of the bedroom.
Dave entered the living room and heard the bustle coming from the kitchen. With a tender smile, he tiptoed inside. Seeing Tsukimi busy chopping vegetables at the counter, he walked over and gently hugged her from behind, resting his head on her shoulder.
"Ah~ You're awake?" Tsukimi startled, but quickly recovered. Without turning around, she smiled and asked him.
"Mmm~ The bedroom's over ten meters from the kitchen, and I could still smell it. You're making me starving. It looks delicious," Dave said with a smile.
"Mwah~" Dave planted a kiss on Tsukimi's cheek.
"Ah! You just got up. Go wash up! Your breath stinks!" Tsukimi scolded him affectionately.
"No, no~ I'm going to kiss you~ Mwah, mwah, mwah~"
"You're so naughty!"
Perhaps some mysterious being couldn't stand the two of them flirting in the kitchen anymore. Suddenly, a smear of shit-yellow stuff was hurled onto the kitchen window.
Dave jolted