"Hey, hey, what's wrong with your brother? He's been sitting there for two days," Hashirama asked in confusion. He and Asura were crouching in the bushes, watching Indra up on Kage Rock.
"No idea... he's been sitting there ever since he went on that blind date two days ago," Asura said, shaking his head.
"A blind date? Didn't you go?" Hashirama asked, puzzled.
"I had a wife before. I promised I would never betray her," Asura said, shaking his head.
"Then didn't your brother have a wife?" Just then, a dark shape appeared beside them, giving them both a fright...
Oh, it was Kakuzu... He was wearing camouflage fatigues, with camouflage paint smeared over his face and a camera in his hand... Well... the news agency's sales hadn't been great these past two days... I, Kakuzu, have no choice but to lead from the front and snap some secret photos...
"Kakuzu?? What are you doing here??" Hashirama asked, startled and utterly bewildered.
"Heh, why can't I be here?" Kakuzu gave a disdainful chuckle.
"My brother didn't have a wife. He died in his battle against me," Asura said, sounding a little sad.
"Heh, if I remember correctly, the Uchiha Clan are his descendants. If your brother didn't have a wife, how did the Uchiha Clan carry on his bloodline?" The clever Kakuzu had spotted the problem.
"..."
"That's right!!" Asura shouted, smacking the ground hard.
If my brother didn't have a wife, how could the Uchiha Clan be his descendants?! Asura's and Hashirama's eyes gradually lit up, as though they had discovered something incredible...
"Who turned out the lights?" Just then, a shadow blocked the light over all three of them, and Kakuzu asked irritably...
The three looked up... Uh... Indra...
Well... Kakuzu ended up in the hospital... Against Asura