(A friendly reminder: please put down anything edible you're holding before reading this chapter. I promise, this is the last hundred-millionth time.)
Danzo had spent the past two days caught between joy and agony...
The joy came when he was working hard in the Hokage Building. Whenever he got tired, one look through the window at his own face carved into Kage Rock instantly filled him with motivation again. This left his assistant, Mitokado Homura, speechless. I have absolutely no presence as his assistant anymore...
These days, Mitokado Homura simply drank tea and watered flowers in the office, played a little shogi on the computer when he had nothing to do, and passed documents along to Danzo. Life couldn't have been more leisurely.
What made Danzo unhappy was going home at night... Well... he did have to have a child within three years, after all. Comrade Danzo had been walking on trembling legs these past two days... Dave was afraid a gust of wind would solo-kill him if he went outside...
Tobirama and Izuna were finally free. Out with the old, in with the new. The two had entered retirement too, spending every day running around Konoha with Hashirama and Madara... Apparently, the four were even going to hold a concert in a couple of days, calling themselves the Konoha Four Heavenly Kings...
Inside the Love Kidney Company.
"How's it looking? How many deadbeats does Kakuzu Loans still have?" Sitting in his office, Kakuzu looked at the employee before him and asked gravely.
"Uh... Finance Manager... do you want the overall figures or a breakdown by category?" The employee paused before asking.
"A breakdown." Kakuzu thought for a moment.
"Among the deadbeats... there are 347 owing less than ten thousand ryo, 38 owing between ten thousand and a hundred thousand,