In the hospital room, Asura and Indra stared at the ceiling, having lost all will to live...
Suddenly...
Bang!
An explosion startled everyone in the hospital...
"If I heard that right... the explosion... came from the dining hall, didn't it...?" Asura swallowed and asked in a trembling voice.
"...Yeah... that's right... Have you forgotten that our house doesn't have a kitchen anymore?" Indra nodded, turning to look at Asura.
"...Madara and Hashirama are in the room next door, right...?" After a moment of silence, Asura spoke slowly...
"Yeah." A sharp gleam flashed in Indra's eyes...
A moment later...
"Asura, Indra, time to eat." The hospital room's door slowly opened, and Kaguya walked in carrying a bowl of soup, her face covered in grease and soot as she spoke tenderly.
"Hmm... are they both asleep? I'll wait here until they wake up, then." Looking at the two men who were already "asleep" in their beds, Kaguya shook her head helplessly, sat down beside them, and remained perfectly still.
Asura lay on his side with his back to Kaguya, his face drenched in cold sweat... Hurry...
"Madara!! Hey! How did you go deaf?!"
"What? What did you say?!! Speak up! My ears are injured!!"
Just then, two roars came from the room next door...
Kaguya's previously placid eyes suddenly lit up. Hashirama and Madara are in the hospital too...? It sounds like Madara is hurt as well...
"Hmm, I'll take this to them first. Once Asura and Indra wake up, I'll make another serving for them." Kaguya nodded, picked up the bowl beside her, and left the room.
The instant Kaguya left, Indra and Asura shot upright... They pulled their medical records out of the drawer, packed everything faster than they ever had in their lives, and fled...
After finishing their discharge