A little while later...
Three people appeared at Konoha's gates.
They were Slippery Egg Hero—Dave, Konoha Captain—Kakuzu, and Lady Lei—Orochimaru.
Slippery Egg Hero Dave wore green Mecha from head to toe, with an egg-shaped helmet. Instead of hands, he had cannon barrels that fired shells. He was also the only one of the three who looked remotely like a person...
Konoha Captain Kakuzu was wrapped in a pink bodysuit, his full, perky backside quite a sight to behold. Even Dave hadn't known Kakuzu's butt was that perky. In his hand, he held a shield bearing Konoha's emblem.
Last came Lady Lei Orochimaru. He wore red armor on his upper body, with pink high heels and pink lace stockings below. The stockings made his already fair skin look even more eye-catching. He also held a little red leather whip, the symbol of his identity as Lady Lei.
...Fine, none of the three looked like decent people anyway...
Especially Orochimaru... When he'd heard Uncle Dave was leaving the village on some mission, he'd tagged along to broaden his horizons... Who could have known he'd end up looking like this...
"Hmm, Kakuzu, I've given it some thought. How about we let Nagato and the others manage the Fatherless Alliance for now?" Dave asked, looking at Kakuzu beside him.
Kakuzu didn't answer Dave... Instead, he looked at Orochimaru beside him... and imagined his precious daughter dressing like that someday...
"No, absolutely not. Just Akatsuki. Give them Akatsuki." Kakuzu would rather have Konan wear stockings over her head than end up looking like this mess...
"And who are you planning to put in charge of that Land of Light branch organization you mentioned?" Kakuzu asked, his head aching.
"Hmm... How about the nine little tailed beasts?" Dave's eyes lit up as he remembered the nine