Kakuzu stared at the list in his hands, unable to stop them from trembling slightly...
"A single crib... costs 5,000 ryo! Is he robbing people?!"
"And this baby formula! What kind of crappy formula costs 300 ryo a box? Even killing people doesn't make me money this fast!"
"Baby clothes... 1,000 ryo a set... The clothes I bought ten years ago only cost 3 ryo. These are more expensive than adult clothes!"
Kakuzu stood alone on a street corner, ranting furiously...
His head hurt... These were all baby essentials, too... Dave had said he would also have to buy educational toys for the children later... pay for their schooling, food, and clothes... and buy them houses and vehicles when they got a little older...
The thought made Kakuzu want to die...
"Wait... cribs are made of wood." After standing on the street corner complaining to himself for ages, Kakuzu suddenly realized something.
"Hey, Hashirama! Forget the food deliveries. Make me a crib. Your Wood Release is just sitting there unused anyway. I'll pick it up this afternoon. Yeah, thanks."
"Hello, is this the baby formula factory? This is your manager, Kakuzu. Is there any extra formula from the production line? Yeah, set it aside for me."
"Is this the clothing shop? Do you have any leftover scraps of fabric you don't want? Yeah, set those aside for me too. I'll pick them up in a bit. Why are you asking so many questions? I've got my own thread. I can sew. Yeah. That's right, I can sew clothes myself. That should eliminate our household clothing expenses from now on."
A smile spread across Kakuzu's face. There, problem solved. Not a single coin spent. Perfect.
As for toys, what was so fun about toys anyway? He believed Konan wouldn't be interested