At Konoha Hospital...
"...Well? How did you end up hospitalized again?" Dave stared speechlessly at Kagami, who lay in bed.
"...How was I supposed to know that was Lord Madara in the game..." Kagami said, feeling rather wronged.
"Half of Konoha Hospital's business every year comes from you lot. Even Konoha's million-plus residents combined only get sick half as often as you do." Dave picked up a document and spoke helplessly.
"You lot? What do you mean?" Kagami asked in confusion.
"You bunch of freaks. Who else? Eat some fruit while you're here. Your sister bought it. I'll go ask the doctor what's wrong with you." Dave rolled his eyes at him, then got up and left.
"Excuse me, miss. Where's the office of the attending physician for that room?" Dave found a nurse in the hallway and asked.
"It's the room on the left at the end of the hallway. He's the best doctor in our hospital. If he's busy, don't disturb him yet." With that, the nurse walked away, stars in her eyes...
Puzzled, Dave went to the end of the hallway and pushed open the office door.
"Holy shit..." Dave opened the door. Unlike the ordinary office he had imagined, an entire wall was covered in awards, and the cabinet against it was stuffed with certificates and trophies.
"Please wait a moment," came the doctor's voice from inside.
"Of course. Sorry for the trouble." Dave swallowed and looked at the trophies in the cabinet.
[Number one in surgery] (Case: Saved the lives of three male patients whose xx organs had been shattered. The patients were elderly, middle-aged, and adolescent, respectively.)
[Master of stitching]
[Master veterinarian certificate]
[Internal medicine...][Orthopedics...][Pharmacy...][Dentistry...][Intestinal medicine...][Preventive care...][Pediatrics...][Nonhuman medicine...][Obstetrics and gynecology...]...over a dozen departments in total.
Dave was dumbfounded. Where had this miracle doctor come