At Kirigakure's training ground...
"Ahh~"
"Ugh, why are these moves so hard?" Gu complained as he climbed down from the pole and rubbed his strained muscles.
"Sir... if you really can't do it, why don't we stop practicing...?" His assistant had watched the whole thing from the sidelines... those eye-searing moves had practically blinded him...
"How powerful do you think it is?" A hint of seductiveness suddenly crept into Gu's eyes as he gently stroked the pole with his right hand.
"Pfft!" The assistant spat out a mouthful of blood...
"No, heh, as expected of a forbidden technique. Hard to master, but the results are impressive. Let's keep going!" After resting for a while, Gu's hopes were rekindled.
His mind was now filled with images of Hashirama, Madara, and the others trembling before his pole...
After the assistant endured another three agonizing hours...
"Whew, that's enough for today," Gu said contentedly, wiping the sweat from his face.
The assistant breathed a sigh of relief... he could finally leave. He would have to wash his eyes out when he got home...
Seeing his assistant getting ready to leave, Gu suddenly remembered something and hurriedly called him back.
"Is there anything else, Lord Mizukage?" the assistant asked, quickly turning around.
"Spread this technique throughout Kirigakure. Make everyone in every household learn it!"
"Pfft!" The assistant had just taken a sip of water, only to spit it right back out...
"What's the problem? This forbidden technique is incredibly destructive, and even ordinary people can practice it. Once everyone in Kirigakure has mastered Pole Dance, we'll declare war on the entire shinobi world! Hahaha! Then the shinobi world will be ours for the taking!" Gu laughed wildly.
"..." The assistant wiped the cold sweat from his face... *Why had the Third Mizukage gone off