Madara looked at the VIP card in his hand, then at the bustling establishment before him, feeling a little lost.
Hashirama was, after all, the God of the Shinobi World and the First. Black Zetsu had used those titles to successfully promote the Shared Toilet.
As it happened, Madara needed the bathroom. He might as well go in and see what this place was all about.
The Shared Toilet was lavishly decorated. Once inside, he smelled none of the usual bathroom stench—only perfume.
"Welcome to the Black Pillar Shared Toilet. Our mission is to make every bathroom visit a pleasure."
"Hello, esteemed toilet user. Will you be going number one or number two?" A White Zetsu in a suit behind the counter greeted Madara with the utmost respect.
"...Number two..." The corner of Madara's mouth twitched.
"Esteemed shitter, please select your preferred shitting method. We offer four modes for you to review and choose from," White Zetsu introduced with a smile.
"VIP card..." Madara handed his card to White Zetsu.
"Oh! My goodness! You're actually an esteemed VIP shitter!" White Zetsu exclaimed in astonishment as he took the card.
The more Madara heard, the stranger this all sounded...
"You're entitled to one free use of a Luxury Private Toilet each month. Would you like to redeem it?" White Zetsu asked with a smile.
"...Yes." Madara nodded.
"Here's your room card. Head inside, turn left, and take the first elevator to the fifth floor. Room 508. May your shit come out smoothly." White Zetsu bowed and handed Madara the card with a smile.
"Oh, right. Do you suffer from anal fissures, rectal prolapse, hemorrhoids, constipation, or any other gastrointestinal conditions?" White Zetsu suddenly remembered to ask.
"We offer different solutions for different customers. We have laxatives such as Xieliting and Xietingfeng,