In the middle of the night...
"Hmph, I'm leaving! I can't stay in this house anymore!" Little Hidan packed his things, still muttering under his breath.
"If I'm out on my own, I'll need money when I'm hungry, money when I'm thirsty, and money if I want to have fun. Money, money, money... Hmm~ Father has quite a bit of secret spending money hidden in his sock pile, doesn't he? Yeah, he probably won't blame me." Hidan pondered this after finishing his packing.
Then Hidan picked up a backpack and tiptoed downstairs...
"Little one, where are you going so late at night?" Suddenly, a dark silhouette appeared behind Little Hidan, speaking in an eerie voice.
"Eek... S-S-Sister... Um... a friend of mine got hit by a car and died. I'm going to check on him!" Hidan hurriedly turned around and gave an awkward smile.
"Oh~ Hit by a car and died? Which friend of yours was that careless?" Konan asked slowly, smiling faintly.
"Uh... it was... it was... Mitsuki! Yes, yes! Mitsuki! Mitsuki got hit by a car and died!" Hidan racked his brains over his little friends, then chose one lucky winner.
"If your Uncle Orochimaru heard that, he'd come right over and use you for human experiments. Believe me, little one," Konan said slowly, tapping Hidan on his little head.
"Human experiments!!! I knew it! Mitsuki and his dad are both freaks!" Hidan shuddered violently...
"Hahaha, little one, stop trying to run away. Go back to bed. It's late, and Mother still has to take you to Kindergarten tomorrow morning," Konan said with a laugh.
"Kindergarten? I'm not going. What's fun about that place? It's boring!" Hidan hurriedly shook his head.
"You can make new friends there. Don't you want new friends?" Konan asked with a smile.
"No!